Diplomatic relations with Earth had stalled when the Alligatorians would break out into roarous laughter everytime the Humans showed up in their biosuits and oversized guns.
Snarl: “Hey Snap-Trap check out the size of that ones gun…(giggling).”
Snap-Trap: “har har, yes he is obvioulsy compensating for small cloaca opening.”
Snarl: “How do Humans relieve themselves in those ridiculous suits?”
Snap-Trap: “I heard they do it in their suits until they can no longer move due to smell and weight.”
Snarl: “No, you must be kidding?”
Snap-Trap: “I do not kid….”
Cletus: “Hey what are you two leather heads going on aboot?”
Snarl: “Uhh, nothing, nothing captain tin can….(snorts with laughter)”
Snap-Trap: “Yes just admiring your gun, sure is big (giggles)…
Snarl: (bursts out laughing)
The little-known author Gust Front (pseudonym for M. Podznofsky) failed so badly with his debut novel JOHN RINGO, the two-fisted tale of Space Marine Lt. Ringo, that he retired from writing and became a full-time accountant.