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Tom Noir Comments: When I said I wanted a New Model Army this is NOT what I had in mind.
Tagged with: bikini • cleavage • damsel • dome • flag • guns • helmet • John Boyd • Paul Lehr • rifle • suggestive • uniforms • Weybright and Talley
Ah yes, the vital era of social protests where Miss World was sabotaged by, er, Miss World contestants, and, um…
Large nipples just don’t do it for me.
It says ‘High Command’ but it’s a big apple and the picture looks like one of the endless ‘Dune’ sequels. So do Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and the other one all join the Fish Speakers?
Either way, Kyle McLachlan will look embarrassed.
now that I have your attention….
Wow, must be Sex Week on GSS!
@Tom Noir — Don’t get your hopes up. I thought Squids and Nudes would be a week-long theme. But it petered out after only two covers.
I get it. That’s a Cromwell joke you got up there. Didn’t even have to google it, thanks to college.
Unfortunately we’ve run out of books with sex in the title… we’ll just go to regular smut tomorrow!
SMUT and THE HIGH COMMAND?
The Creation of Human Smut?
Smut Zoo 2000?
Smut Smut Smut?
Smut Smut Smut Baked Beans and Smut with Extra Smut?
[Rowdy vikings enter, singing]
Smut smut, smut smut, smut smut,
Lovely smut, lovely smut!
Lovely smut, lovely smut…
On another note, the title fonts are about the unsexiest ever…
It also doesn’t help that when asked what color scheme they were thinking of for the cover the Art Director apparently replied, ‘Urine’.
Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine Girl Bombs in Outer Space.
Remember when I said I’d post more smut today…. I lied….
Sorry work has been crazy and I woke up to find I had not one… but two flat tyres! I suspect a man tiger slashed them in protest against the site.
Not to worry, I promise plenty of Space Sheep tomorrow and Friday.
So I lied about lying… Enjoy the smut!
Wait, so which lie is true? I’m confused.
The GSS Admin Paradox:
“Everything GSS Admin says is a lie!” — GSS Admin
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