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Mar 11

Nothing sexier than a huge apple!Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: When I said I wanted a New Model Army this is NOT what I had in mind.
Published 1970

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 7.58 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “Sex and the High Command”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Ah yes, the vital era of social protests where Miss World was sabotaged by, er, Miss World contestants, and, um…

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Large nipples just don’t do it for me.

  3. Tat Wood Says:

    It says ‘High Command’ but it’s a big apple and the picture looks like one of the endless ‘Dune’ sequels. So do Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and the other one all join the Fish Speakers?
    Either way, Kyle McLachlan will look embarrassed.

  4. JaunPaul Says:

    SEX!

    now that I have your attention….

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    Wow, must be Sex Week on GSS!

    *bookmarks*

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Tom Noir — Don’t get your hopes up. I thought Squids and Nudes would be a week-long theme. But it petered out after only two covers.

    I get it. That’s a Cromwell joke you got up there. Didn’t even have to google it, thanks to college.

  7. GSS Admin Says:

    Unfortunately we’ve run out of books with sex in the title… we’ll just go to regular smut tomorrow! :D

  8. rev Says:

    SMUT and THE HIGH COMMAND?
    Smutmax?
    The Creation of Human Smut?
    Smut Zoo 2000?
    Smut Smut Smut?
    Smut Smut Smut Baked Beans and Smut with Extra Smut?

  9. A.R.Yngve Says:

    [Rowdy vikings enter, singing]
    Smut smut, smut smut, smut smut,
    Lovely smut, lovely smut!
    Lovely smut, lovely smut…

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    On another note, the title fonts are about the unsexiest ever…

  11. Tom Noir Says:

    It also doesn’t help that when asked what color scheme they were thinking of for the cover the Art Director apparently replied, ‘Urine’.

  12. fred Says:

    Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine Girl Bombs in Outer Space.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Goldfoot_and_the_Girl_Bombs

  13. GSS Admin Says:

    Remember when I said I’d post more smut today…. I lied….

    Sorry work has been crazy and I woke up to find I had not one… but two flat tyres! I suspect a man tiger slashed them in protest against the site.

    Not to worry, I promise plenty of Space Sheep tomorrow and Friday.

  14. GSS Admin Says:

    So I lied about lying… Enjoy the smut!

  15. Tom Noir Says:

    Wait, so which lie is true? I’m confused.

  16. Bibliomancer Says:

    The GSS Admin Paradox:

    “Everything GSS Admin says is a lie!” — GSS Admin

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