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Jul 22

Meanwhile... at the daemon hair stylists...Click for full image

Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments:
‘It’s called the Loko Meme papers.’
‘The wot?’
‘The Koko Leme papers. I don’t know. I hate these titles. I hate Orko from He-Man. He terrifies my wife, and then she won’t cook anything but broccoli and listen to her jazz LPs on the stereo.’
Published 1974

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 8.16 out of 10)
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11 Responses to “The “Lomokome” Papers”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    This is neither the time nor the place for your “trapped in an invisible box” mime. To the end credits of Star Trek with you!

  2. Phil Says:

    The “Cockamamey” Title.

  3. Tat Wood Says:

    My little baby sister can do it with ease
    It’s easier than learning your ABCs
    So come on, come on, doooo
    The Lomokome with me…

  4. fred Says:

    Herman Wouk is not dead.
    http://en.mediamass.net/people/herman-wouk/deathhoax.html

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

    Thoughts:
    - This is weird even by GSS standards.
    - Is “Lomokome” a quote or are we not supposed to take it literally?
    - Why is the art rippling out from the price sticker?
    - Is ‘The Winds of War’ about a barbarian with a flatulence problem? Because it should be.
    - This is why no one likes gingers.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    When we first meet the alien beings we will communicate with …

    JAZZ HANDS!

    Let’s tag it and bag it.

  7. Scott B Says:

    I think this Screaming Zombie Apple cosplay is *excellent*.

  8. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I’ll wait for the miniseries.

  9. Jaouad Says:

    I am disappointed. The first alien being we meet is a Jawa?

  10. anon Says:

    Wait! Is that her hair?
    Those loco meme papers seem quite effective!

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    A chilling novel of man’s first meeting with alien beings
    CLOSE ENCOUNTER IN THE WALK-IN FREEZER

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