Apr 13

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Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: Starring…the Gangam Style guy?
Published 1991

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.67 out of 10)

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20 Responses to “Night Thirst”

  1. DaveM Says:

    oppa twilight style.

  2. anon Says:

    That’s a Jägermeister face.

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    The terrifying expression that says “Ner-ner ner-ner ner!”

  4. Noel Says:

    I don’t know about you but my eyes always glow red when I have an orgasm.

  5. fred Says:

    Oh, the Happy Days halloween ep where Fonzie jumps the werewolf.

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    Well of COURSE ageless immortal blood drinkers would pop their collars.

  7. FearøfMusic Says:

    Wot? No font problems tag? And that vampire looks like he just remembered a bit late that he’s supposed to avoid sunlight. He looks like he’s either going to burst into flame or have a bowel movement of epic and painful proportions.

  8. anon Says:

    Am I the only one hoping the author’s name is ‘Hatrick Whalen’?

  9. Tom Noir Says:

    I’m definitely sure it’s just ‘Atrick Whalen’.

  10. Jeff Vader Says:

    Given the subject matter it’s probably Batrick Whalen…

    Do we have a tag for “White Mans Overbite”?

  11. Tat Wood Says:

    Rob Lowe practicing his Kenneth Williams impression when he thinks nobody’s looking.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The blurb: “If you’re flesh and blood, stay off the streets.”
    If you think that’s feeble, look at how the editors brainstormed their way up to it:

    Suggestion 1: “If you are a mammal, or even a reptile — or, like, an insect with some blood in you — stay off the streets.”

    Suggestion 2: “If you are made of living tissue with blood in it, stay off the streets.”

    Suggestion 3: “Even dogs should off stay off the streets. ‘Cos they are flesh and blood.”

    Suggestion 4: “Look — just stay off the streets, okay?”

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    It would have sold more if Patrick Whalen had used the pen name “Patrick Van Halen.”

  14. simon Says:

    “It’s time for Street Countdown!”

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Psy is back with the pulse-pounding follow-up to his monster hit “Gangnam Style”. Get ready for… VAMPIRE STYLE!

  16. Ray P Says:

    Is he a secret lemonade drinker?

  17. Tat Wood Says:

    “If you’re flesh and blood, stay off the streets.”

    … because you’ll get hit by traffic.

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    He wears his sunglasses at night….Don’t masquerade with the guy in shades oh no….

    Huh. The lyrics to that song make even less sense than this cover, yet sort of fit. The popped collars are the same. Bets that Mr. Hatrack Whalen just looooved that song and carried that style into the 90s?

  19. Tor Mented Says:

    Imagine how undignified it would be if you were attacked by a vampire and it wasn’t a “Christopher Lee Personification of Evil” vampire but a “Frat Boy who Listens to The Eurythmics” vampire.

    Or maybe he listens to The Human League: ♫ Don’t Chew On Me, Baby ♫

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor: New Romantic vampires are at least a bit better than sparkly vampires.

    Nowt compared to Christopher Lee or Bela Lugosi, though. The popped collar is too much, brah.

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