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Apr 21

Shell suits! Dramatic!Click for full image

MisterBob Comments: Space lady wants a pearl necklace?
Published 1986

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.62 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “Quester’s Endgame”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    The dramatic conclusion when the heroine gets a bit hot and flustered preparing pasta sauce.

  2. Jeff vader Says:

    In the future, engineers have done away with doors and replaced them with lamprey mouths.

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    BEHIND YOU!

  4. fred Says:

    Better
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  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Even allowing for perspective (and silicone), her head and left arm are bigger than the rest of her.

    And I’ve had the ‘Waaaah! Bodyform’ jingle running through my head since I saw this.

  6. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @anon: behold, this is why we need space lingerie merchants!

  7. FeårifMuśic Says:

    I see-ah the diadem-ah, but I don’ta see-ah no saga. Looksa rather perky-ah.

    On an unrelated offensively stereotypical free note, she seems to be quite the slasher, by the looks of her knife. You might very well want to think twice before ogling her implants.

  8. Avalon Says:

    Aw, leave Aletys alone. She’s just butchered her cousin. Give a girl some…space.

  9. anon Says:

    @DSWBT: Savvy entrepreneurship it is, then. Although, I can’t help thinking the young lady would be better served by other types of quality clothing, seeing as her shirt isn’t staying closed and her jacket has lost so many buttons. Maybe she just came back from showing the tailor what she thinks of his/her professional skills before the sleeve falls off as well.

  10. anon Says:

    I guess “Ender’s Questgame” would have brought legal troubles.

  11. Tom Noir Says:

    Oh no, are they doing a reboot of ‘Fargo’??

  12. L.B. Says:

    Is there a half-hearted attempt at a ‘ting’ there? And what’s she questing for? Better support?

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    REQUESTED MANGES
    MEGA ‘SEND’ REQUEST
    QUEER AD SEGMENTS
    ‘GRENADE ME’ QUESTS
    MS EQUATED GENRES
    GRATED QUEEN MESS
    MADE QUEERS GENTS
    QUADS GREET SEMEN
    ME GREENEST SQUAD
    GETS MARQUEE DENS
    GAD! SEQUESTER MEN
    TEN SQUADS EMERGE
    MR SQUEEGEE STAND
    GEE, MARQUESS DENT
    MASQUE GENDER SET
    NAE QUESTED GERMS

    …and, for fans of 80s girl-oriented rock ‘n’ roll cartoons:

    GEM SQUANDERS TEE

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Is this one of those carnies that Austin Powers is so scared of?
    “They have small hands [check]… and they smell of cabbage [unverified].”

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    RE: Anon’s “Ender’s Questgame”… yeah, this title is like one of those products that sound almost-but-not-quite like the premium product — or the items that sound almost as if they were eco-friendly but they’re really not.

  16. Stevie T Says:

    You remember that episode of “Firefly” where Kaylee got all flustered because she couldn’t get any action from Simon so she knifed him instead…? Yeah, neither do I, but I suspect it would have looked a lot like this.

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