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That was close! Good job we wore loincloths today!Click for full UNSHEEPED image

Jun Comments: Octopus + scantily dressed woman + Conan lookalike = classic fantasy cover.
Published 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.23 out of 10)
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17 Responses to “Mahars of Pellucidar”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    At least that tricky situation isn’t as difficult as pronouncing the title of the book.

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    At least that tricky situation isn’t as difficult as pronouncing the title of the book.

  3. fred Says:

    Pellucidar seems a bit overcrowded with pulp heroes.
    http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0601061h-images/TanarOfPellucidar-C1.jpg

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    In the lady’s defense…yes, she’s been snared by a tentacle monster whilst wandering around wearing next to naught, but she does have the common sense to keep her legs away from where her gentleman friend is trying to free her using a convenient hatchet.

    Learn how to pronounce ‘pel-LOO-sih-DARR’ and stare at nudes for six hours. Don’t all click on that link at once, now.

  5. FeárofMueslix Says:

    I do believe ‘Mahars of Pellucidar’ was John Holmes pet name for his rather prodigious manh… what? Wait, not THAT John Holmes? Are you sure? Well in that case I am decidedly less intrigued.

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    How could you NOT take this on the bus?

  7. SI Says:

    @Tom – The boobs means its deeply philosophical… what do you mean I have to get off at the next stop?!

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    FOP HURDLES CALAMARI:
    MASCARAED ‘FRO UPHILL.

    You’re welcome. 😉

  9. Noel Says:

    This is like the scene of the Watcher in the Water from Lord of the Rings. Except Frodo’s grown breasts and Gimli’s grown taller.

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Noel: Shush! Or Rule 34 will hear!

  11. Rags Says:

    April is “Boob Month” at Good Show Sir.

    Couple things. Is the Octo-monster in very deep water and blonde Conan have very long legs or is blonde Conan in shallow water and the Octo-monster all tentacle and no body?

    Blonde Conan is obviously inferior to brunette Conan. His aim is way off and Booberela better duck, FAST!

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    MEH OF PELLUCIDAR

  13. anon Says:

    @A.R.Yngve: Mah Ars of Pellucidar

  14. Perry Armstrong Says:

    “What you gon’ do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside your trunk?
    I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off Ma hars,
    Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma hars,
    Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma lovely little hars (Check it out)”

  15. Tom Noir Says:

    Ooh, ooh, gibberish title tag!!! Attn @Tag Wizard!

  16. Tag Wizard Says:

    @Tom Noir – If I didn’t grow up in Pellucidar I might agree. But yeah, its gibberish.

    More importantly it goes into my collection of “squids and nudes.”

  17. Revellion Says:

    Yes!!!!
    I would buy a book on the strength of this cover alone. Questions though….why is it wrapped in plastic? To preserve the value of this fine item? Or convenience?
    Did it come in a brown paper bag?

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