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Jun Comments: Octopus + scantily dressed woman + Conan lookalike = classic fantasy cover.
Published 1976
Click for full UNSHEEPED image
Jun Comments: Octopus + scantily dressed woman + Conan lookalike = classic fantasy cover.
Published 1976
April 30th, 2015 at 10:11 am
At least that tricky situation isn’t as difficult as pronouncing the title of the book.
April 30th, 2015 at 10:34 am
At least that tricky situation isn’t as difficult as pronouncing the title of the book.
April 30th, 2015 at 11:41 am
Pellucidar seems a bit overcrowded with pulp heroes.
http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0601061h-images/TanarOfPellucidar-C1.jpg
April 30th, 2015 at 11:58 am
In the lady’s defense…yes, she’s been snared by a tentacle monster whilst wandering around wearing next to naught, but she does have the common sense to keep her legs away from where her gentleman friend is trying to free her using a convenient hatchet.
Learn how to pronounce ‘pel-LOO-sih-DARR’ and stare at nudes for six hours. Don’t all click on that link at once, now.
April 30th, 2015 at 1:06 pm
I do believe ‘Mahars of Pellucidar’ was John Holmes pet name for his rather prodigious manh… what? Wait, not THAT John Holmes? Are you sure? Well in that case I am decidedly less intrigued.
April 30th, 2015 at 3:03 pm
How could you NOT take this on the bus?
April 30th, 2015 at 3:05 pm
@Tom – The boobs means its deeply philosophical… what do you mean I have to get off at the next stop?!
April 30th, 2015 at 5:40 pm
FOP HURDLES CALAMARI:
MASCARAED ‘FRO UPHILL.
You’re welcome. 😉
April 30th, 2015 at 7:29 pm
This is like the scene of the Watcher in the Water from Lord of the Rings. Except Frodo’s grown breasts and Gimli’s grown taller.
April 30th, 2015 at 8:35 pm
@Noel: Shush! Or Rule 34 will hear!
April 30th, 2015 at 9:21 pm
April is “Boob Month” at Good Show Sir.
Couple things. Is the Octo-monster in very deep water and blonde Conan have very long legs or is blonde Conan in shallow water and the Octo-monster all tentacle and no body?
Blonde Conan is obviously inferior to brunette Conan. His aim is way off and Booberela better duck, FAST!
May 5th, 2015 at 5:27 pm
MEH OF PELLUCIDAR
May 7th, 2015 at 10:03 am
@A.R.Yngve: Mah Ars of Pellucidar
September 7th, 2015 at 12:35 am
“What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off Ma hars,
Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma hars,
Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma hars, Ma lovely little hars (Check it out)”
September 7th, 2015 at 2:05 am
Ooh, ooh, gibberish title tag!!! Attn @Tag Wizard!
September 11th, 2015 at 9:52 pm
@Tom Noir – If I didn’t grow up in Pellucidar I might agree. But yeah, its gibberish.
More importantly it goes into my collection of “squids and nudes.”
November 11th, 2015 at 12:00 pm
Yes!!!!
I would buy a book on the strength of this cover alone. Questions though….why is it wrapped in plastic? To preserve the value of this fine item? Or convenience?
Did it come in a brown paper bag?