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May 01

It’s the awesome month of May! Which can only mean even more honourable mentions!

Found these beauties in a charity shop the other day. Would you read them on a bus? Or try to complete a shiny unicorn puzzle on a bus? I know I would… just for the attention!

Have a great long weekend if you get it! Otherwise, just have a great weekend!

Really... should have bought normal bathroom tiles... Click for full image

What's worse... no head... or a rose head?Click for full image

It's not just sci fi or fantasy that enjoys a naked lady!Click for full UNSHEEPED image

555 pieces of awesomeness!Click for full image

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.29 out of 10)
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19 Responses to “Honourable Mentions 15”

  1. DaveM Says:

    “Whats worse, no head or a rose head?” Not sure but openly grabbing your partners behind while dancing is surely déclassé.

    Oh and just to gain the “sad pervert” achievement? The ‘unsheeped’ image for Sayonaya is still sheeped (just checked for completeness, honest 🙂 ).

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    1: I’ve heard of a toothbrush moustache but this is ridi… yeah.

    2: Lambada: The Horticultural Dance.

    3: I’ll reserve judgement till I can see it unsheeped.

    4: CHAMPION! THE 555 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE!

  3. Noel Says:

    No 3 is unsheepable for me. I’ve triple checked.

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    1. Goodness, now I’ll be fretting over the viscosity of my water supply all day.

    2. ‘Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!’

    3.Although, to be fair, Space had a naked cat lady on it.

    4. Oh, it’s that Acorna girl, innit?

  5. SI Says:

    I think you might need to clear your cache to see the unsheeped. I have full boobage!

    Or just click here:

    http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sayonna.jpg

    Also just realising with the unicorn… who put explosives on its feet?

  6. fred Says:

    I would humbly suggest you ensheepenfy the word ‘kink-stable’ on the unicorn puzzle.

  7. THX 1138 Says:

    Thanks to SI, I can now offer this bon mot:

    3: Does the “forbidden love” refer to the woman or the plant? Or the woman and the plant?

    Incidentally, Marlon Brando starred in the movie of Sayonara. Was this the edition he owned? Explains all too much…

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    Would I read them on the bus? Most nosy commuters would approve of a bad cover for a Booker-winning, officially sanctioned ‘good’ author than even the most tasteful cover of a science fiction novel by someone who doesn’t get interviewed on Newsnight.

    Not sure about doing the jigsaw on public transport, though…

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    What do unicorns do in a kink-stable, given their propensity for virgins?

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Tat: given their propensity for virgins, what wouldn’t they do?

    Close examination of Cover #1 shows that the subject, in addition to rhinitis, appears to be crying. Perhaps this is the shower stall in the kink-stable?

  11. DaveM Says:

    Ok, if you click on the picture it appears unsheeped, but if you click on the “Click for full UNSHEEPED image” link, it’s sheeped. Quite odd.

  12. Jaouad Says:

    1. Private bathroom with hot and cold running nose?
    2. Font problem! The world ‘Ballroom’ is not anatomically correct. One ‘o’ should hang lower than the other.

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Cover #1:
    THE DAY HITLER DROPPED ACID

    Cover #2:
    TRIFFID DANCING FOR DUMMIES

    Cover #3:
    A Novel of Idiotic Secondary Titles Added By Editors

    Cover #4:
    Hey, wait a minute! This is a bad cover, and the tag “kink-stable” is comedy gold, but still… it’s neither SF/F nor a book.
    [gives webmaster a stern look] 😉

  14. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The shadow on the unicorn’s posterior flank is a bit naff. It looks like his tummy and quads are an enormous pair of buttocks! I suppose that qualifies as an ‘eye-catching depth effect’…

  15. Stevie T Says:

    I have a terrible cold today. Cover #1 has accurately captured how I feel…

  16. Anna T. Says:

    Cover 1: These people clearly need to have Hitler’s ghost exorcised from their bathroom. I mean, would YOU want a murderous dictator staring at you in the shower?

    Cover 2: What. The. Fuck. Is this from an LSD trip the artist had, or something? Or is it perchance that a humanoid rosebush is dancing with her boyfriend the Headless Horseman? The previous is not a sentence that I ever imagined writing.

    Cover 3: A rather dull cover featuring Yet Another Naked Woman.

    The Puzzle: What the hell is a “Kink-Stable”? I’m going to assume it’s related to bestiality somehow, which creeps me the hell out.

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Unicorns!

    Would you read them on a bus? Would you judge them without fuss? Would you bring back jokes and brag? Would you alert the Wizard of Tag?

  18. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Cover #2: When Doctor + Rose fan fiction gets out of hand.

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    UNICORNS!

    In a kink-stable.

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