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May 20

These modern takes on Hamlet are awesome!Click for full image

Tat Wood Comments: The font setting on her Kindle was too large.
Published 1982

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.78 out of 10)
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24 Responses to “Crystal Singer”

  1. misterbob Says:

    Think she forgot to clean her Nutribullet,so best chuck it off a cliff.

  2. Noel Says:

    Extreme limbo-dancing selfie.

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    “O Uri Geller!
    You’re quite the feller
    But your crystal
    Has only gone and missed all
    My sciatica paaaaaaiiiiin!!!”

  4. anon Says:

    I think she’s trying to catch a high-up ping-pong ball in that vase..?

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @TW: needs ‘moon’ tag.

    If that’s tourmaline, which it most resembles, then she’s holding at least (1200 cc x 3 g/cc)= 3.6 kg of crystal, balanced precariously on her fingertips. Nonsense!

  6. Claire Says:

    And that, my friends, is the new Apple iPhone 20 advert.

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    She’s Crystal Singer, futuristic Coal-Miner’s Daughter.

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    If it were me, I would have touched the mysterious crystal with my FREAKING ROBOT ARM.

  9. fred Says:

    New age and old school alien probes on the same cover.

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Worst. Air guitar power chord. Ever.

  11. anon Says:

    That’s one heavy bubble her head is in.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Once I smoke this rock I’ll be stoned OUT OF THIS WORLD!”
    CRACK CRYSTAL SINGER

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @AR: crystal meth singer, natch.

  14. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    AAAND I–I–I–I WILL ALWAYSSS LOVE U–U–UVITE!

  15. Stevie T Says:

    Oh well. Dead Stuff beat me to it at no. 14. This was the first cover that ever made me think that, though…

    Also gravity must be pretty interesting on this planet, that she can hold that pose and not flip over backwards.

  16. RachelJ Says:

    @StevieT. Actually, I think the artist has caught her mid-flip.

  17. Jaouad Says:

    If she’s been trying to balance the title on that crystal, she’s in for a nasty surprise.

  18. Tat Wood Says:

    I always thought there was a definite article in the title but its just “Crystal Singer”, which sounds like a single mum from New Jersey.

  19. anon Says:

    @Tat Wood: …or a bedazzled sewing machine the employee of the month gets to use.

  20. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @anon: is that what’s on her right arm, then?

  21. Anna T. Says:

    She’s clearly having a seizure and needs medical attention, STAT!

  22. anon Says:

    @DSWBT: I think that’s the bedazzler she’s trying to fit the crystal in
    …and crying out in frustration because of it.

  23. random Donna Says:

    Hey, I have all three books in this series! This is the only one with a GSS-worthy cover, however.
    And, no, that’s not a tourmaline. That’s a magical space crystal with amazing and magical space powers, doncha know.

  24. Perry Armstrong Says:

    “And don’t it make my brown eyes…
    Don’t it make my brown eyes…
    Don’t it make my brown eyes blue!”

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