Silver bells…Christmas song…goat boy kinda looks Bob Hope-ish, maybe…Hope & Crosby…’Road to…’…hmmmm…fantasy…GoT is hot hot hot…lighter tone…R-rated…nudity…comedy…singing…magic…blood…goofy celebrity cameos…one every 2 years…schlocky SYFY FX…$$$$$$
My bad…http://photos.famousfix.com/ctn_30487223/bomba-the-jungle-boy-1949/…Bomba the Goat Boy…Johnny Sheffield look alike…schlocky 50’s retro vibe…definitely not PC re race-gender…R-rated…lots of nudity…men in ape suits…wrestling w/stuffed lions, winged, finned, fire breathing or otherwise…too much info…just spoiled the big action endings for the next two films…stock B+W African veldt footage from the 30’s poorly poorly colorized….strictly PPV/direct to video and remaining nostalgic drive-ins…not as much profit as my ‘Road to…’ films but much cheaper to make…the Roger Cormanish film series/actor-production staff development tool for my budding film studio.
-moment of *clarity*-
…shouldn’t the bat lion have pointy bat ears? Huh? Shouldn’t it? And why are they tied to a pole ON THE TOP OF A FRICKIN’ PLATFORM?.. I MEAN WTF!…IT JUST MEANS MORE WORK FOR THE POOR FRICKIN’ BAT LION AND WHAT IS IT WITH THAT FRICKIN’ RED BUNTING!…THESE FRICKIN’ COVERS ARE DRIVING ME…
-*clarity* goes *poof* –
…I’m thinking Cher for the heroine…wonder how she would feel about nudity at her age…maybe Madonna…
May 26th, 2015 at 10:47 am
“Back off, gryphon! This misogyny is MINE!!”
May 26th, 2015 at 11:46 am
Butterfly: ‘HEY! LISTEN!’
May 26th, 2015 at 1:20 pm
Gryphon has decorated his cave with a complete set of Thomas Burnett Swann collector plates.
May 26th, 2015 at 2:13 pm
When Billy Smart’s Circus was bought by Dr Moreau, the results were not pretty.
Wait – is that a gnome at the corner of the platform?
May 26th, 2015 at 2:18 pm
“Stay still, beast! That butterfly is ruining the public sacrificial and derailing my campaign rally.”
May 26th, 2015 at 3:31 pm
Silver bells…Christmas song…goat boy kinda looks Bob Hope-ish, maybe…Hope & Crosby…’Road to…’…hmmmm…fantasy…GoT is hot hot hot…lighter tone…R-rated…nudity…comedy…singing…magic…blood…goofy celebrity cameos…one every 2 years…schlocky SYFY FX…$$$$$$
May 26th, 2015 at 6:14 pm
Goodness, we’ve lost fred. Do we have another?
It must mean something that I keep getting Flow My Tears The Policeman Said for the random cover.
May 26th, 2015 at 9:03 pm
Dear Dead Stuff,
My bad…http://photos.famousfix.com/ctn_30487223/bomba-the-jungle-boy-1949/…Bomba the Goat Boy…Johnny Sheffield look alike…schlocky 50’s retro vibe…definitely not PC re race-gender…R-rated…lots of nudity…men in ape suits…wrestling w/stuffed lions, winged, finned, fire breathing or otherwise…too much info…just spoiled the big action endings for the next two films…stock B+W African veldt footage from the 30’s poorly poorly colorized….strictly PPV/direct to video and remaining nostalgic drive-ins…not as much profit as my ‘Road to…’ films but much cheaper to make…the Roger Cormanish film series/actor-production staff development tool for my budding film studio.
-moment of *clarity*-
…shouldn’t the bat lion have pointy bat ears? Huh? Shouldn’t it? And why are they tied to a pole ON THE TOP OF A FRICKIN’ PLATFORM?.. I MEAN WTF!…IT JUST MEANS MORE WORK FOR THE POOR FRICKIN’ BAT LION AND WHAT IS IT WITH THAT FRICKIN’ RED BUNTING!…THESE FRICKIN’ COVERS ARE DRIVING ME…
-*clarity* goes *poof* –
…I’m thinking Cher for the heroine…wonder how she would feel about nudity at her age…maybe Madonna…
May 27th, 2015 at 4:42 am
Tonight, on “Extreme Lepidoptery with Charles Napier…”
June 7th, 2015 at 10:09 pm
How Raiders of the Lost Ark was supposed to end.
June 30th, 2015 at 12:28 pm
@DSWBT: With Hellboy coming through?
July 25th, 2015 at 5:18 pm
Silver bells. And cockle shells. What every well-dressed barbarian/demon is wearing this season.
March 8th, 2016 at 9:12 am
Quick! Before the shopkeeper sees us — write a big “A” over the “I” with a marker pen!
March 8th, 2016 at 11:23 am
@A.R.Yngve: “Cry salver bells”?
March 8th, 2016 at 4:50 pm
Doh! Curse my dyslexia — I meant over the “E” in “Bells”…
March 9th, 2016 at 2:18 pm
@AR:That will make it popular in some areas of Aragon.
Wait a minute…
‘The mane in Spain breaks mainly through the frame!’ Ha ha ha! I R teh POET!
March 10th, 2016 at 8:02 am
Good show, Sir. Good show. 🙂
April 5th, 2022 at 4:17 am
Oh dear, a cover has finally driven everyone completely insa –
Silver bells, silver bells,
I see no bellllllls on this cover!
Ding-a-ling,
Blocked by lion’s wing!
@Tom Noir, make this go awaaaaaaaay!
PS – Good Show Sir, not sure @Fred will ever be the same.