When the Master of Evil unbuttons all the Buttons of Evil on his Vest of Evil while wearing the Robe of Evil and the Necklace of Evil while holding the Two Glowing Green Gems of Evil, the end is nigh.
What this cover needs, now…what this cover needs is a ‘Coupon Inside!’ shuriken off to one side. Maybe an evil coupon. To make all of this evil so much more tempting.
If they put THE Master on this cover, that could only be an improvement on the actual situation. He’s ACTUALLY evil. And also more intimidating than this “evil” hipster who thinks the height of fashion is a waistcoat over a robe.
He’s the evil twin of Bob Ross, completely opposite, which makes him EXTRA evil.* He will squash the happy little trees.
@fred: It nearly is already. The barber must be slowly going for that effect, just a little each week and soon — circularity.
@Bruce: Could be flubber; could be a squishy gel-filled toy, could be green-tinted implants.
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* I had intractable insomnia for a few months. Then I found the local PBS station had Bob on at about 2 AM. Lulled me right to sleep and I broke the pattern quickly.
@Emster: GSS! Although I think it’s more 70s — it’s not that far from Avocado Green.
Seriously, it’s like the artist slapped a man’s face on a picture of Granny showing off her necklace and bidding the kids to come try the lime Jello blobs she’s just made.
(If a groovy granny, she’s invented the Jello Shot and is offering it to the gals at bridge club.)
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June 1st, 2015 at 10:45 am
Overindulging in the curried beans will do that.
June 1st, 2015 at 11:09 am
Jesus H. Antichrist in a waistcoat.
June 1st, 2015 at 11:28 am
The fart of the first world.
You’ll notice how all of the dragons on the frame look like Spike, from My Little Pony.
June 1st, 2015 at 1:39 pm
It’s an alright city… just don’t get a flat under his robe though.
June 1st, 2015 at 4:05 pm
When the Master of Evil unbuttons all the Buttons of Evil on his Vest of Evil while wearing the Robe of Evil and the Necklace of Evil while holding the Two Glowing Green Gems of Evil, the end is nigh.
June 1st, 2015 at 4:13 pm
@fred: those aren’t gems. Those are the Jujubes of Evil.
June 1st, 2015 at 9:30 pm
Any moment he’ll start his EVIL Greek folk dance — beware, world!
June 2nd, 2015 at 8:51 am
“Bow down before the radioactive avocados! Submit to them! MOA HA HAAA!!”
June 2nd, 2015 at 11:57 am
@ARYngve: Ooh, do you think the next in the series is titled My Big Fat Evil Wedding?
June 2nd, 2015 at 12:15 pm
What this cover needs, now…what this cover needs is a ‘Coupon Inside!’ shuriken off to one side. Maybe an evil coupon. To make all of this evil so much more tempting.
June 2nd, 2015 at 12:30 pm
I second the coupon… plus the tag “With EVIL Foreword By Isaac Asimov.”
June 2nd, 2015 at 10:18 pm
If they put THE Master on this cover, that could only be an improvement on the actual situation. He’s ACTUALLY evil. And also more intimidating than this “evil” hipster who thinks the height of fashion is a waistcoat over a robe.
June 2nd, 2015 at 10:47 pm
‘I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is–‘
‘Shut your gob, Darth Santorini.’
‘K.’
June 3rd, 2015 at 2:58 pm
@Anna T.: Maybe this is the Roger Delgado incarnation in his mellow, Cailiornian phase before we first saw him.
“I’m, like, the Master. You can obey me if that’s your bag.”
June 4th, 2015 at 9:49 pm
@ Tat Wood: That’s BRILLIANT! You may be right.
June 7th, 2015 at 5:40 am
The title is somewhat misleading. At 500 feet tall, you don’t have to work to be evil, you just have to be clumsy.
June 19th, 2015 at 2:48 am
“Don’t rock the boat, rock the boat baby….”
Beards are cool!
April 3rd, 2016 at 8:42 pm
He appears to be holding lime jello in each hand which is definitely SERIOUSLY evil.
April 3rd, 2016 at 9:35 pm
“Opa!”
November 11th, 2022 at 7:53 pm
He’s stolen the Flubber from that Robin Williams movie! Nothing can stop him now!
November 11th, 2022 at 8:30 pm
The original ending for the Weird Al movie was reshot after it tested badly.
November 11th, 2022 at 9:10 pm
If he had an evil barber his hair and beard would form a perfect circle.
November 11th, 2022 at 9:53 pm
He’s the evil twin of Bob Ross, completely opposite, which makes him EXTRA evil.* He will squash the happy little trees.
@fred: It nearly is already. The barber must be slowly going for that effect, just a little each week and soon — circularity.
@Bruce: Could be flubber; could be a squishy gel-filled toy, could be green-tinted implants.
,
* I had intractable insomnia for a few months. Then I found the local PBS station had Bob on at about 2 AM. Lulled me right to sleep and I broke the pattern quickly.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:36 pm
Actual Evil: who’s the dork in the 80’s granny vest and nightie? nom, nom, nom… kinda bland…
The End.
November 12th, 2022 at 9:30 pm
@Emster: GSS! Although I think it’s more 70s — it’s not that far from Avocado Green.
Seriously, it’s like the artist slapped a man’s face on a picture of Granny showing off her necklace and bidding the kids to come try the lime Jello blobs she’s just made.
(If a groovy granny, she’s invented the Jello Shot and is offering it to the gals at bridge club.)