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Click for full imageB. Chiclitz Comments: “The hills are alive, With a lightning-laced wormhole, And a phallic bridge to nowhere, And a band from—wha?”
Published 1999
(Average: 6.67 out of 10)
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B. Chiclitz Comments: “The hills are alive, With a lightning-laced wormhole, And a phallic bridge to nowhere, And a band from—wha?”
Published 1999
(Average: 6.67 out of 10)Loading...
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July 20th, 2015 at 10:03 am
And this is why you don’t let the bard recruit the party..
Anyone else getting a Blues Brothers vibe from this cover? It really looks like they’ve just started “Shake a tailfeather” to me.
July 20th, 2015 at 11:23 am
You’ll get that Vegas residency yet, Celine, just follow the Yellow Brick Road…
July 20th, 2015 at 11:31 am
Lena and the Lemmings’ musical career was cut tragically short.
July 20th, 2015 at 1:49 pm
Stairway to Ting
The band fires its one-armed singer and makes her walk the plank.
July 20th, 2015 at 2:06 pm
I don’t remember sending this. I have a Modesitt in the pipeline for you but that was Lorne Greene dressed as the Scarlet Pimpernel.
July 20th, 2015 at 3:23 pm
Oops sorry! I need to have coffee before I make posts.
Changed to the real sender! Sorry B. Chiclitz!
July 20th, 2015 at 4:56 pm
‘Sorry B. Chiclitz’? Is ‘Sorry’ really your first name? Goodness, what happened at your baptism?
July 20th, 2015 at 5:14 pm
Can’t hear what they are playing, but I can tell it needs more cowbell.
July 20th, 2015 at 6:11 pm
“It’s spelled S-O-N-G.”
“No, it’s S-A-W-N-G.”
“For the last time, you bastard, it’s S-O-N-G!”
“Drop dead!”
“This means WAR!!!”
“Bring it on!!!”
July 20th, 2015 at 7:01 pm
Acoustica playing Walk the Lightning..
July 20th, 2015 at 9:55 pm
@Admin—all is forgiven; I figured since it was my first submission that it was one of those wacky rookie hazing things.
@DSWBT 7—well, it was supposed to be “Tristram.”
@DSWBT 3—Lemmings!
July 21st, 2015 at 3:17 pm
Typeface hijinks abound, like the way “Jr.” is small, just like a junior! And the comma after “Modesitt” kind of just hangs in the air like a helium filed Shofar or a band instrument that got away. And the “y” in “Cycle” with that cute little tail that resembles the musical notes just like the ones being played!
Wow. Deep.
July 21st, 2015 at 9:29 pm
Deep!
August 3rd, 2015 at 1:10 pm
I imagine that when the musicians play, they sound like a German oompah band…
September 13th, 2015 at 12:01 am
@AR: Is it the vests that gives you that impression? The alopecia? The stiff poses?
September 13th, 2015 at 11:16 am
@DSWBT: Oh come now. Surely the band has to be playing something classier and more inspiring.
September 14th, 2015 at 8:07 am
“AAAND III-III-III WILLL AAALWAYS LLLOVE YOU-UU-UUU….”
September 14th, 2015 at 6:46 pm
Don’t forget the greatest Polka Band of all.
September 14th, 2015 at 6:56 pm
@anon, AR, BC: I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!
September 14th, 2015 at 8:27 pm
@DSWBT—imagine this Superband: Vlado, Kenny G, and Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute.
August 17th, 2020 at 11:43 pm
“Uhn…sorry, mate, but we booked this studio weeks ago. We’re recording a trad jazz version of the Floral Dance.”