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Click for full imageTom Noir Comments: This is taken from an actual photograph of the cover model fleeing Baen Headquarters.
Published 2005
(Average: 7.03 out of 10)
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Tom Noir Comments: This is taken from an actual photograph of the cover model fleeing Baen Headquarters.
Published 2005
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July 24th, 2015 at 8:56 am
I knew I remembered this picture from somewhere!
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=256
Top left! 😀
July 24th, 2015 at 8:56 am
Splash 2 – Mermaids from outer space!
July 24th, 2015 at 10:07 am
Lunch is escaping!
July 24th, 2015 at 10:43 am
Top alien: “It would have worked, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
July 24th, 2015 at 10:55 am
Those Cornish seagulls get everywhere.
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/23/killer-seagulls-top-the-pecking-order-for-a-media-frenzy?CMP=fb_gu
July 24th, 2015 at 11:36 am
The portal opens up on top of shoreline rocks, possibly on a seaside cliff. Two of them are trying to catch her before she either injures herself badly or runs to her death. The third guy is trying to hit the seagulls.
July 24th, 2015 at 12:01 pm
Is that you, Ethel? Whaddaya think you’re doing? You git your clothes on!
July 24th, 2015 at 12:57 pm
That lady looks more like Bugs Bunny’s horse than a real human being.
July 24th, 2015 at 1:09 pm
Don’t look back lady … that’s Daft Punk … BEHIND YOU!
@Tag Wizard?
July 24th, 2015 at 1:13 pm
@Bibliomancer. I’m on the job!
July 24th, 2015 at 3:39 pm
Well, there is both tit and tans in the title so I guess this cover is literally correct.
July 24th, 2015 at 5:08 pm
@anon – I like to think the third guy is giving a good ole one of these:
http://i.imgur.com/lDHoxBa.jpg
July 25th, 2015 at 12:08 am
FORGE OF THE TITANS
GET OFF HER TITS, NOA
July 25th, 2015 at 1:45 pm
Also, OFF GO EARTHEN TITS, TITS GAFFE NOT HERO, and TITS GOOF THEN FARE.
July 25th, 2015 at 1:54 pm
Alien 1: “Away with you woman, Health and Safety regulations clearly state you must be wearing appropriate clothing and eye protection at all times around the Forge!”
July 25th, 2015 at 1:59 pm
@DSWBT – OFF GO EARTHEN TITS indeed!
How about FINE TEATS GO FORTH.
July 25th, 2015 at 3:25 pm
I’m surprised Baen would use a stock photo for a cover. This is the image that made NASA realize something was wrong with the Hubble space telescope.
July 25th, 2015 at 4:48 pm
On the one hand, Nancy’s plan to avoid the Chunnel delays got her to the coast successfully…
July 26th, 2015 at 12:23 am
‘Now, let me get this straight. I give you a quote, you give me back my children?’–Publishers Weekly
July 26th, 2015 at 5:53 am
Apparently it was the other co-author’s job to remember to put clothes on the characters.
July 26th, 2015 at 5:54 am
The lost Shakespeare stage direction: “Exit, pursued by seagulls.”
July 26th, 2015 at 7:03 am
The soundtrack to this book is Yakety Sax.
July 26th, 2015 at 8:13 am
I’m sure I saw this on the Benny Hill show when I was young. Though I may have been dreaming.
August 3rd, 2015 at 1:13 pm
Actually, this type of nightmare is more common among SF fans than the typical “I dreamt I was back in high school and suddenly realized I was naked and everyone stared at me”.
“I dreamt I was on a Baen cover and suddenly I realized I was naked…”
August 30th, 2015 at 12:46 am
Baen announced no further book-release events at the Sigma Nu fraternity house.
“Refreshingly different…” Well, except for the “nude female being threatened by nefarious unidentified figures” cover theme…
April 15th, 2017 at 12:20 am
‘Ms. Johansson, you’re needed on the set…’