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Tom Noir Comments: And the Hugo Award for Sweatiest Book Cover goes to…
Published 1995
(Average: 8.03 out of 10)
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Tom Noir Comments: And the Hugo Award for Sweatiest Book Cover goes to…
Published 1995
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August 10th, 2015 at 9:21 am
I think the lady’s weighed up the odds and is about to leave to let the chaps get on with their business.
August 10th, 2015 at 11:10 am
There are too many rippling muscles for my taste. Squinting doesn’t help either.
August 10th, 2015 at 11:16 am
Free Trade? More like Rough Trade.
August 10th, 2015 at 11:25 am
That’s the scariest Jack-In-The-Box party trick I’ve ever seen!
August 10th, 2015 at 11:26 am
And the Hugo Award for Best Use of Blue on a Red Themed Cover goes to…
August 10th, 2015 at 11:39 am
There’s sure some serious sunburn going on.
August 10th, 2015 at 12:55 pm
Why is she shining the lamps everywhere but where there’s something to see?
August 10th, 2015 at 2:06 pm
“That’s quite a shirt you have.”
“You mean… my liquid latex? Here have some!”
August 10th, 2015 at 2:11 pm
‘Inflicting a great deal of pain on one telepathically linked body and observing the pain in the other…oh, Brad, you’re such a liege-killer.’
August 10th, 2015 at 3:15 pm
Those are some slick dudes.
August 10th, 2015 at 3:37 pm
The cover that inspired Prince to write “Purple Rain”.
August 10th, 2015 at 3:46 pm
The lady who’s squatting down whilst guiding a plane across the tarmac has oddly mis-shapen arms.
The bloke in the foreground regrets allowing the other guy to practice is ‘armpit-shaving by remote using bicycle-chain’ trick.
August 12th, 2015 at 1:18 pm
Something seems way off about the perspective here. Near the feet of laser-lady and latex-lad, the floor seems nearly at eye-level for the viewer, making it look like foreground-fellow must only be a torso.
Also, why are they all squatting? The ceiling seems high enough to allow standing.
August 12th, 2015 at 1:35 pm
@Amanda, I didn’t even notice laser lady the first time. She just sort of blends into the red and kind of vanishes. Though now that I’m looking, I think she has a touch of owl in her ancestry to allow her head to turn quite that far around..
August 12th, 2015 at 4:40 pm
@admin: There’s been too many bum covers of late. The anacondas want some.
August 12th, 2015 at 4:58 pm
Yes, but have there been any Anal Bum Covers?
August 12th, 2015 at 10:22 pm
@Tom: You tell me, I can’t be arsed.
THAT JOKE WAS GSS’ ENTRY FOR THIS YEAR’S RUBBER MAC OF ZURICH AWARD. We expect it go far in the polling.
August 13th, 2015 at 11:49 pm
@Tom: Thanks. Now I have visions of #Susanalbumparty
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn…
August 14th, 2015 at 2:15 pm
“The Paratwa: Book Three of the Paratwa Saga”- another title in the grand tradition of “Mage of Clouds: The Cloudmages #2”, I see.
August 19th, 2015 at 7:55 pm
Why is there a Sir Mix-A-Lot tag on here…oh wait, I see it.
August 25th, 2015 at 6:31 pm
Are those flashlights or lightsabers that woman is supposed to be holding? And that is one uncomfortable-looking crouch.
August 26th, 2015 at 1:47 am
@Anna: I think that the red colour is lighting, not her ruddy infection.
Oh, wait, uncomfortable-looking crouch. Yes, it certainly is.
November 25th, 2015 at 1:33 am
Paratwa boom-de-ay!
November 25th, 2015 at 11:06 am
Hey, I saw a TV Shop ad for this: “The new LIGHTSABER WORKOUT — pump up your body with the help of state-of-the-art laser swords! Feel the Muscle Force with the LIGHTSABER WORKOUT! Call now!”
November 25th, 2015 at 3:24 pm
It must be the guy’s catchphrase: “Now you’re done for! Paratwa!”
November 25th, 2015 at 7:49 pm
“My name is Diego De Montoya. You killed my father with steroids. Prepare to die.”
November 26th, 2015 at 11:15 am
@A.R.Yngve: You forgot “Paratwa!” at the end.
November 13th, 2016 at 1:10 pm
That’s a para twa greasy dudes right there, there is!