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Scott B Comments: Creepy eyeballs! (Also, broccoli hair.) Published 1983
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It’s the way the two people holding eyeballs that are growing out of someone’s neck that really gets me. That, and the fact everyone is naked.
I suppose this is what they mean by “the naked eye”.
“Stop staring at my pecs, Namor Jr.!” “I’m only trying NOT to stare at what’s behind you.” “What’s behind m — WAAAAHH!!”
Who doesn’t love a woman with green eyes? Oh yeeeeeeeeah!
The only evil things on this cover are long hair and one green eyeball.
“From the depths of a steamy bowling-ball planet, a nippleless evil rises!”
One day in the gym, some joker put LSD in the steroids… and aieee…!
Dateline: Texas, 1983. The Reverend Jerry Falwell has a vision of the world if homosexuals are allowed to marry…
If you look closely at his hairline, then this is what you see.
Note the singular. Just *one* of those things on the cover is an ancient evil, rising from the depth- but which?
@RachelJ: My money is on Spock Jr there.
@RachelJ @Tom Noir – I will wager the evil one has dead eyes, no nipples, and a lot of sweaty muscles.
@E.M. Faulds – Seconded. SO MUCH.
In comparison to THAT, the guy with trees growing out of his head looks practically normal. Although the “revolver-wheel-filled-with-eye-bullets” still mystifies me.
@AnnaT: ‘Eye-bullets’? That’s ‘telekinesis’, Kyle!
@Dead Stuff (9): Subbuteo figures?
Groot: “I Am Groot!”
Skook: “Well, you should get yer ass in gear and we’ll trow back some keggers and boilo at the ‘DC or hit the weed like a champ.”
Casting Charlie Sheen as Spock didn’t work out, did it?
Is it what they mean by Eye-catching? They are everywhere!
Instead of shouting “FACE IN TREE” as I often do (cf. DSWBT 9), this time I get to shout “TREE IN FACE!”
The reason everyone on Alien Planet seems so buff might be an overly intimate familiarity with Pilates toning balls.
Meat & two veg.
So, has “non-papillial” absorbed “weird pecs,” Sir Tag? Good show of organization!
Submitted by Scott B. Written by Scott Baker. Coincidence? I think not.
You hurt me, Bibliomancer, you do. I do have my integrity! And a proper set of eyes!
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August 28th, 2015 at 9:24 am
It’s the way the two people holding eyeballs that are growing out of someone’s neck that really gets me. That, and the fact everyone is naked.
August 28th, 2015 at 10:25 am
I suppose this is what they mean by “the naked eye”.
August 28th, 2015 at 12:53 pm
“Stop staring at my pecs, Namor Jr.!”
“I’m only trying NOT to stare at what’s behind you.”
“What’s behind m — WAAAAHH!!”
August 28th, 2015 at 12:54 pm
Who doesn’t love a woman with green eyes? Oh yeeeeeeeeah!
August 28th, 2015 at 12:55 pm
The only evil things on this cover are long hair and one green eyeball.
August 28th, 2015 at 1:01 pm
“From the depths of a steamy bowling-ball planet, a nippleless evil rises!”
August 28th, 2015 at 1:54 pm
One day in the gym, some joker put LSD in the steroids… and aieee…!
August 28th, 2015 at 2:30 pm
Dateline: Texas, 1983. The Reverend Jerry Falwell has a vision of the world if homosexuals are allowed to marry…
August 28th, 2015 at 2:32 pm
If you look closely at his hairline, then this is what you see.
August 28th, 2015 at 3:50 pm
Note the singular. Just *one* of those things on the cover is an ancient evil, rising from the depth- but which?
August 28th, 2015 at 3:59 pm
@RachelJ: My money is on Spock Jr there.
August 28th, 2015 at 4:15 pm
@RachelJ @Tom Noir – I will wager the evil one has dead eyes, no nipples, and a lot of sweaty muscles.
August 28th, 2015 at 6:06 pm
@E.M. Faulds – Seconded. SO MUCH.
In comparison to THAT, the guy with trees growing out of his head looks practically normal. Although the “revolver-wheel-filled-with-eye-bullets” still mystifies me.
August 28th, 2015 at 6:08 pm
@AnnaT: ‘Eye-bullets’? That’s ‘telekinesis’, Kyle!
August 28th, 2015 at 11:06 pm
@Dead Stuff (9): Subbuteo figures?
August 28th, 2015 at 11:12 pm
Groot: “I Am Groot!”
Skook: “Well, you should get yer ass in gear and we’ll trow back some keggers and boilo at the ‘DC or hit the weed like a champ.”
August 28th, 2015 at 11:42 pm
Casting Charlie Sheen as Spock didn’t work out, did it?
August 30th, 2015 at 1:01 pm
Is it what they mean by Eye-catching? They are everywhere!
August 31st, 2015 at 4:45 am
Instead of shouting “FACE IN TREE” as I often do (cf. DSWBT 9), this time I get to shout “TREE IN FACE!”
August 31st, 2015 at 8:12 pm
The reason everyone on Alien Planet seems so buff might be an overly intimate familiarity with Pilates toning balls.
August 31st, 2015 at 8:36 pm
Meat & two veg.
January 5th, 2016 at 1:45 pm
So, has “non-papillial” absorbed “weird pecs,” Sir Tag? Good show of organization!
January 5th, 2016 at 3:53 pm
Submitted by Scott B.
Written by Scott Baker.
Coincidence?
I think not.
January 11th, 2016 at 9:17 pm
You hurt me, Bibliomancer, you do. I do have my integrity! And a proper set of eyes!