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Sep 25

STOP RIDING US NAKED! AHHHHH!Click for full image

Chuffmunky Comments: It’s the 53rd century and pervert aliens from another dimension have turned humans into debauched goblin troglodytes……. About frickin time man!
Published 2000

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.95 out of 10)
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20 Responses to “Malignos”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Cottingley: Exposed!

  2. Perry Armstrong Says:

    These brightly coloured characters makes one think of a children’s programme.

    … a Brazilian children’s programme, in all likelihood.

  3. Bibliomancer Says:

    Its got that Avatar vibe. Must be “contemporary science fiction.”

  4. fred Says:

    If that ship isn’t crewed by Cat People I will be very disappointed.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Late last night, the neighbours decided to split the difference between Canada Day/Independence Day and Guy Fawkes’ by setting off some fireworks. At our windows. Not outside, at. The subsequent lack of sleep is not helping my head cold, my day at work or my plans for my business trip tomorrow.

    So, how do I pick me up? Why, I come on to GSS, see contemptible artwork and snark. And while I’m not sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, I feel a little better. Thank you all! 🙂

  6. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    A notable theme running through his work (most notably the ‘Dead’ trilogy) is agalmatophiliac male lust for young female gynoids, as well as the darker undercurrents of British national culture. His novels and stories have links and plot overlaps between one another, and together form a mythos. His “epic masterpiece” (“Reading Richard Calder”, Claude Lalumière) is said to be Malignos (2000).

    Yes, it certainly sounds like a three space sheep novel.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @DSWBT—glad to hear you are soldiering on. A day without Dead Stuff is like a day without a naked babe riding a rat.

  8. SI Says:

    They need those rats to carry all that hairspray they must need.

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    RIDDLING MASCARA CHOLER
    HANDSOMER CARDIAC GRILL
    REGARD MONARCHICAL LIDS
    ANARCHIC DRILLED ORGASM
    SCORCHED MALARIAL GRIND
    ACCLAIMED HORRID GNARLS
    LORDLIER HARM CASCADING
    SACCHARIN GLAMOR RIDDLE
    ARCHAIC MANDRILLS GORED
    MIDDLING CHARCOAL REARS
    HARD GRILLED CARCINOMAS
    ORCHARD’S GRIM DALLIANCE
    CARDIOGRAM DILL RANCHES

    and my personal favourite:

    CHRONICLED ARMADA GIRLS

  10. Anna T. Says:

    They have wings, so why are they riding horses?

    Or are they a “scientifically accurate” kind of winged humanoid, who are too heavy for their wings to carry them?

    Questions, questions . . .

  11. Tat Wood Says:

    @Anna T:”They have wings, so why are they riding horses?”

    Well, they’re riding rats, so presumably they’re really small and wings wouldn’t get them anywhere against any kind of headwind. Like people breathing. In the next town.

    The thing is, I don’t think those can be wings as they are attached to the shoulder itself and not the scapula. It’s probably their sound-system. They play the effect of thundering hooves so people think they’re mighty warriors and don’t look down to see two scabby bints on rodents. With Don King hairdos.

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Rat 1: Hey, Willard, I thought we were supposed to desert sinking ships. So why are we heading toward that hulking vessel offshore?

    Rat 2: Sniff, sniff, is that patchouli?

  13. fred Says:

    @ Anna T. An alternate, much less explicitly detailed cover does show one in flight.
    http://cloud1.todocoleccion.net/libros-segunda-mano-ciencia-ficcion-fantasia/tc/2015/01/15/12/47200821.jpg
    But on the other hand…….GIANT RIDEABLE RATS.

  14. Dead Wesley With Big Teeth Says:

    @fred: Rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist.

  15. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Philip Hinchcliffe reveals the original version of the giant rat scene in ‘Talons of Weng-Chiang’ was even more Mary Whitehouse-unfriendly.

  16. RachelJ Says:

    @Dead Stuff. If I were to google “agalmatophiliac”..l would I regret it?

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @RachelJ: as long as you do NOT do an image search, you should be fine.

    (Note, I had to do both to answer this question of yours…)

  18. Anna T. Says:

    Rodents of Unusual Size. I see.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have some escapees from the Fire Swamps here.

  19. A.R.Yngve Says:

    At a recent NASA press conference, a committee of scientists explained that the probability of encountering aliens on other planets who resemble attractive human women is zero percent.
    Howls of protest came from the audience.

  20. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @A.R. Yngve—However, according to those same scientists, the probability of encountering giant rats fit for riding appears to be quite high.

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