My report on world of ptavvs
By ded stuf with big teth
Age thurty nine
World of ptavvs is about a boy named larry who runs away from his family and hides at the bottom of the oshun until they all sod off. And then he and his friend run off to neptune which is like uranus except you dont get hit when you say it at table. I give the book an atey out of an hundred.
I didn’t know you could be cross-eyed while only possessing one eye. The only other options are that he has lazy eye, or that he’s blind. Which bodes well for the chances of his survival on this planet.
And why does the rest of his facial expression come off as a lascivious leer? That makes me feel comfortable hanging out with him . . .
@DSWBT – I noticed that, too. It’s less like he crashed and more like he just landed in a pod with a big hole in the side. I think he looks as though he is stalking forward asking, “All right, who laughed at my ship? You? I’ll hit you with this techno-wand!”
January 26th, 2016 at 11:23 am
Well, there’s no excuse for that kind of language.
January 26th, 2016 at 11:30 am
‘To close the hatch, simply move the glassy bit along the dotted line.’
January 26th, 2016 at 11:51 am
“I bet your hitting stick doesn’t have a telescopic sight. Mine does. And a counterbalance too. See how accurate it is?”
January 26th, 2016 at 12:39 pm
The alien managed to reach the beach before its saucersship ran out. Packed trunks but forgot an inflatable. The deleted original end of The Thing.
January 26th, 2016 at 2:22 pm
My report on world of ptavvs
By ded stuf with big teth
Age thurty nine
World of ptavvs is about a boy named larry who runs away from his family and hides at the bottom of the oshun until they all sod off. And then he and his friend run off to neptune which is like uranus except you dont get hit when you say it at table. I give the book an atey out of an hundred.
the end.
January 26th, 2016 at 2:39 pm
This cover is pterrible.
January 26th, 2016 at 2:56 pm
It’s bandewsnatchwi season, and I’m hunting bandewsnatchwis, so be vewy, vewy quiet!
January 26th, 2016 at 3:49 pm
Stilt-walking in sand never ends well
January 26th, 2016 at 4:39 pm
I didn’t know you could be cross-eyed while only possessing one eye. The only other options are that he has lazy eye, or that he’s blind. Which bodes well for the chances of his survival on this planet.
And why does the rest of his facial expression come off as a lascivious leer? That makes me feel comfortable hanging out with him . . .
January 26th, 2016 at 8:15 pm
Exclusive to Ollivanders, the Latinus Terriblus sniper wand (Cyclops Orc & saucership sold separately)!
January 26th, 2016 at 10:36 pm
There’s no sense of impact. It’s as if the spaceship were placed gently on the sands, and the cycloptile is taking a bow before impressed onlookers.
January 27th, 2016 at 12:45 am
@DSWBT – I noticed that, too. It’s less like he crashed and more like he just landed in a pod with a big hole in the side. I think he looks as though he is stalking forward asking, “All right, who laughed at my ship? You? I’ll hit you with this techno-wand!”
January 27th, 2016 at 12:52 am
@HBw: heh! ‘You damned kids! Get off of my lawn! Sandbox, whatever.’
January 27th, 2016 at 1:24 am
Damn! Someone’s taken my Kzanol action figure out of its packaging.
January 27th, 2016 at 12:09 pm
Dear Mr. Jones,
I notice that you have a sort of a ‘lurching’ theme to your art. It’s not really my thing, but if it moves books off the shelves, I shan’t object. Enclosed, please find an autographed 8×5 glossy.
Yrs, etc., DSWBT
January 29th, 2016 at 2:22 pm
Dig those Star Wars fonts!
LARRY NIVEN: The Ptavvs Awakens