Jan 27

Probably should have tripadvised this hotel first...Click for full image

Perry Comments: Dust jacket don’t know when to quit!
Published 1992

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.85 out of 10)

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15 Responses to “The Thief of Always”

  1. Jonathan Oliver Says:

    Yes, a fine example of why you should probably not let the author do their own covers.

  2. anon Says:

    I bet Vivaldi imagined all the creepy guys too.

  3. Elvraie Says:

    What about the Giver of Never? Would it be a potential sequel? I like the tree-thing with the sharp teeth ready to eat the title as if it was made of white chocolate, for instance. Smashing!

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Far right: Sos the Rope
    Centre: Var the Stick’s pale cousin Goth the Stick

  5. THX 1138 Says:

    Book cover? Or the results of teenage boredom on your folder in English class?

  6. fred Says:

    On this cover
    Turn turn turn
    There are four seasons
    Turn turn turn
    But they are chronologically depicted backwards
    So this cover artwork is useless as is for calendar
    Unless it is viewed in a mirror

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    Does he not realise he’s throwing hundreds of gifted and desperate blurb-writers out of work with his high-handed, autocratic actions? On behalf of the Amalgamated Union of Blurbers, Puffers and Textual Rodomondatists I’m calling for a boycott of this author and we will be balloting out members over industrial action and a picket of Anne McCaffrey’s place of work.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Elderly lady stoner on the right has just about given up on this cover.
    The duo of Harper and Collins on the spine don’t look none too happy neither:

    Harper: Dude, this cover is way overdetermined.
    Collins: Never let the author have a say on the cover. Never.

  9. Anna T. Says:

    That elf-guy, in fall, who’s exiting through a dimensional crack . . . might he have come from our world? Not originally, of course, but there has to be a reason for that shirt.

    Barker did all the art for “Abarat” and that was amazing. What results from letting the author do their own cover really depends on the book, and in this case . . . too much going on all the sharp teeth help help help


  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @AnnaT: I beg your pardon? 😉

  11. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Do you think he was going for some kind of pun by having not one, not two, but tree faces over there on the left?

  12. Anna T. Says:

    @DSWBT: What are you on about, exactly? Do you by any chance have a white long-sleeved shirt with a large blue “H” on the front?

  13. Tag Wizard Says:

    @fred – Yes, Clive Barker did his own cover. And they are the seasons in reverse order:

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I’m not going to say anything mean about this cover. Clive Barker can paint, and made a good cover with complete artistic control.

  15. HappyBookworm Says:

    The man framed with tentacles is from Harvard, of course. Thus the giant H on his shirt.

    (Woman on the far right…related to The Scream?)

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