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Apr 01

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Here at Good Show Sir® we are always looking for ways to improve your website experience.

Have you ever looked at a boring book cover and thought:

“Hey, I wish this cover had boobs on it.”

Well now you can add boobs … to any cover!

Sign up today for our new Premium website:

Good Show Sir – After Dark!

Check out these before and after covers:

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Like what you see so far? For only £1 you can see the unsheeped image!

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Like what you see so far? For only £1 you can see the unsheeped image!

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Like what you see so far? This will cost you £3 for the unsheeped, unlewised, unbaened image!

And for just £25.99 more look what you can also get!

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That’s right! Dr. J. R. Asimov’s latest, and sexiest, installment into the Fantasy lands of Good Show Sir! Need more convincing?!? I would bloody hope not, but here’s an excerpt!

Glistening balls of sweat and water rolled down the orange coloured fur of Timanus the man tiger, as he stepped out of a steamy shower. His stripes sparkled in the light, his muscles rippled with power, his tail wagged seductively and his large dong waved around near his knees. Tiffany deLarge Cleavage also stepped out of the shower, her rack impressive and discussed throughout many lands.

“Is this for me?” Tiffany deLarge Cleavage seductively said as she lent over Timanus and grabbed a glass of water.

“Actually that was m….”

Before he could finish Tiffany deLarge Cleavage grabbed Timanus the man tiger back into the shower where they made, once again, hot passionate intercourse.

Unannounced to the sexy couple, Gilbert W. Izard watched through a magical perv hole in the wall. “You’ve gone too far this time,” he paused dramatically, “old friend!”

“MU HA HAHAHHAHAA HAH HA AH AHH AHH AHAH AHAHAHAH,” he laughed, “MU AHAHA AHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH HA!”

Subscribe now! To avoid a life of boobless unerotic disappointment!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.86 out of 10)
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17 Responses to “Good Show Sir – After Dark”

  1. Jonathan Oliver Says:

    How much to put a stonking great pair of norks on Ray Bradbury?

  2. GSS Admin Says:

    @Jonathan – Bidding starts at £10!

  3. Jonathan Oliver Says:

    That’s quite reasonable. And I’d like them to be resting on that book that he’s holding, sort of like he’s presenting them to the reader on a card and paper platter.

    (Possibly, I need psychiatric help)

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Hot Damn GSS! But I read my books riding on the bus. How can I put boobs on those covers so I can get the whole seat to myself?

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Allow me to write the GSS team a cheque for £ALLTHEMONEYTHEREIS. 🙂

    Good show, sirs! Jolly good show!

  6. THX 1138 Says:

    Definitely the best April Fool I’ve seen all day. Or is it an April Fool? It’s difficult to tell with this site. Suppose I’d better invest and find out, just to be sure!

  7. Anonymous Says:

    Big Problem. I work for a large corporation and I signed up for Good Show Sir – After Dark on my work computer. Without me knowing, it started attaching boob gifs to all of my outgoing emails and shared documents. Within an hour security was escorting me out of the building. Good Show Sir, indeed.

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Anonymous: a hell of a day to talk about How To Be Really Interesting, eh? 🙂

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

  10. C.S. Lewis Says:

    I upgraded to the Good Lord Sir! premium bundle. Now I have boob pix on every page of my Kindle Bible. Bathsheba, Jezebel, Mary Magdalene … it makes the Good Book … even Better!

  11. fred Says:

    Good Show Sir Shows Goodies SIr – The Musical
    “A cracking good time had by all.” – Shaun the Sheep
    Lets see NBC broadcast that live.

  12. RachelJ Says:

    Why doesn’t the man-tiger have boobs? Surely Good Show Sir- After Dark won’t pass up the chance to cater to one of the internet’s most ubiquitous demographics?

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    A CAUTIONARY WARNING:
    this is what happens when you spend too much time on GSS—AFTER DARK

    Poor Earl here will never be the same, but it hasn’t curtailed his sweaty reading habits.

  14. Jon K. Says:

    Speechless. I am speechless.

    Okay, nearly speechless. 😉

  15. SI Says:

    @rachelj – I think that costs extra!

  16. Leak Says:

    Let’s just hope that mantiger doesn’t own a pet tiger or something – this could take a quick turn for the worse

    (direct image link for those without a DA account, plus one for the response…)

  17. L.B. Says:

    An unlewised, unsheeped life? ‘Tis a better life for all! The Baen pasty makes the most sense. Where do they find these boobs to design their covers?

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