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Aug 22

Lets get out of here guys... cloud face is going to make a penis again!Click for full image

Noel Comments: Needless to say, the winning garden at this year’s Chelsea Flower Show, stirred some controversy.
Published 1986

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.82 out of 10)
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22 Responses to “Dimension of Miracles”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Robert Sheckley is one of the great funny writers – but a severe pareidolia sufferer. Please give generously.

  2. Ray P Says:

    By the mid-eighties the pet-rock craze became unsustainable.

  3. Francis Boyle Says:

    Needs a BEHIND YOU! tag. Probably needs all the BEHIND YOU! tags.

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Man & Menhir

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    This is a good start, but what if it had boobs? I think the tree and the rock should have boobs.

    WHO IS WITH ME???

  6. JuanPaul Says:

    One word, my stony friend, “moisturizer”.

  7. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Tom: For a modest fee, I think they’ve got you taken care of.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    So, the “Face in Tree” tag—just a bit too, obvious?

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I thought at first they were all leaking oil, but now I see they are all levitating. Glad to see there is a rational explanation for the purple blobs.

  10. Bibliomancer Says:

    “Funny” as in something smells funny here.

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Dad: “All right, who put the toys in the aquarium?”
    Junior: “Maybe they decided to take a bath, Dad?”

  12. fred Says:

    Hae boob? Behind you.

  13. Tat Wood Says:

    Douglas Adams’s blurb is a bit restrained. It’s like David Edidings saying “Lord of the Rings? Yes, I think I read that once’.

  14. JuanPaul Says:

    I wonder how you become a writer of The Great Funny. How many Great Funny writers are there?

  15. Anna T. Says:

    Did the giant sleeping rock (and friends) teach that man how to levitate? And why are they levitating, anyway? Did they anger Mother Earth or something?

  16. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The Fifth Dimension of Smokey Robinson and the Miracles. R & B Sci-Fi at its funniest.

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Robert “Sheckley” Greene, King of the Catskills circuit. So, you want funny?

    • There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night! I finally had to let her out.

    • A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, “Are you comfortable?” The man says, “I make a good living.”

    • I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

    • I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!

    • What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love? “Honey, I’m home!”

    • Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

    • We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

    • My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night, only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

    • My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

    • She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

    • I was just in London – there is a 6-hour time difference. I’m still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

  18. Tat Wood Says:

    “I’ll be your dawg”

  19. Tag Wizard Says:

    @Francis Boyle – Look … there’s a tag added … BEHIND YOU!

  20. Francis Boyle Says:

    Jumps.

  21. Anna T. Says:

    I should be surprised at the fact that there is a “face tree” tag, but I find I really can’t be.

  22. Hammy Says:

    “Robert Sheckley writes funny.” – Doug Adams, ex-NFL football star.

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