Advice to the green guy: Nine out of ten fantasy combat experts agree that it’s better to use Bluetooth for all your music needs during the heat of battle.
Mr. Sword and Bluetooth doesn’t really seem to be aiming at the robots, in my opinion. Chalk up one more image for the “people looking at something more exciting off the cover” category.
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December 6th, 2016 at 12:25 pm
Nooo! Poor Japanese tourist robots! Show some mercy, Mr. CyberBroccoli!
December 6th, 2016 at 12:26 pm
That’s not a codpiece so much as a ‘minnow-piece’, isn’t it?
December 6th, 2016 at 12:29 pm
Advice to the green guy: Nine out of ten fantasy combat experts agree that it’s better to use Bluetooth for all your music needs during the heat of battle.
December 6th, 2016 at 12:41 pm
He must be European. No American man would wear that Speedo swimsuit.
December 6th, 2016 at 1:38 pm
Something in the attitude of those little robots reminds of this fella.
December 6th, 2016 at 2:04 pm
Good to see Manny Moore’s still writing.
December 6th, 2016 at 2:55 pm
I don’t know…’Tangled’ is still my favourite interpretation of Rapunzel.
December 6th, 2016 at 3:25 pm
All-new? Bollocks. An armpit powered sword has been a fantasy trope since Tolkien.
December 6th, 2016 at 3:34 pm
Not gonna lie, I kinda love this one.
December 6th, 2016 at 3:49 pm
I didn’t know the bad guy from “300” moonlighted as a rock star on the side.
December 6th, 2016 at 3:55 pm
Yul Brynner’s greatest role… The Ting and I.
December 6th, 2016 at 4:25 pm
Daft Punk were accidentally booked to headline Knebworth.
December 6th, 2016 at 5:15 pm
Very Metal Hurlant and Ralph Bakshi.
December 6th, 2016 at 5:38 pm
How embarrassing, he got his codpiece confused with his head piece.
December 6th, 2016 at 6:02 pm
Adorable robots! The rest — not so adorable.
December 6th, 2016 at 7:12 pm
Funny that no one has been speculating on what she might be saying . . .
“Hey, Gordo, give me back my bra!”
It’s a start. Next?
December 6th, 2016 at 8:06 pm
“I’m bored, Kyle. Stop playing with your drones.”
December 6th, 2016 at 10:26 pm
@BC:
1. ‘In the world’s audience hall, the simple blade of grass sits on the same carpet with the sunbeams and the stars of midnight. -Rabindranath Tagore’
alternatively,
2. ‘Darling, the codpiece is forcing your ejaculate out your chest. Again.’
December 6th, 2016 at 11:58 pm
“*sigh*, American tourists never know which way to look when crossing the street.”
December 7th, 2016 at 1:19 am
Not to be confused with Otter World, the magazine for pet otter fanciers.
December 7th, 2016 at 5:03 am
@Bibliomancer 17 (cont.)
“He’s so hung up on those friggin’ robots. I’ll bet if my breasts looked like hers he’d pay more attention to me!”
December 8th, 2016 at 4:16 am
Mr. Sword and Bluetooth doesn’t really seem to be aiming at the robots, in my opinion. Chalk up one more image for the “people looking at something more exciting off the cover” category.