Mar 31
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Good Show Sir Comments: Our colleague over at pulpfiles has a new Liberator of Jedd book review up and, Holy Space Sheep, the French sure know how to do a Dick Blade cover! Thanks again to pulpfiles for bringing this new cover awfulness to our attention.
Published 1976
You might remember this from here. And here.
(Average: 7.33 out of 10)
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March 31st, 2017 at 1:38 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~
March 31st, 2017 at 1:42 pm
Dick has lost a lot of weight. He looks like the before example in an old Charles Atlas ad.
March 31st, 2017 at 1:59 pm
How can she sleep on a cover like this? Is she stunned?
March 31st, 2017 at 2:00 pm
Sorry. Just not enough not-so-subtle homo-eroticism.
There are rules for these things: the woman goes at the back you non-sex-underderstanding Frenchies.
March 31st, 2017 at 2:08 pm
I imagine everyone is spending a lot of time looking at her hat, wondering how it can stand up so perky and pointy in the zero-g of space.
March 31st, 2017 at 2:21 pm
Points for scientific accuracy, if your head were emitting microwaves it would be glowing white too!
March 31st, 2017 at 2:26 pm
Did the publishers save money by having the illustrator omit limbs?
March 31st, 2017 at 3:34 pm
To be fair there a more legs on display here than a Daily Mail front page. Feet not so much. Isn’t there a “feet are hard” tag?
March 31st, 2017 at 3:48 pm
She has Ting! on the blade, on the hat, on the earrings, on the crotch armor. All she is missing is nipple Ting!
And why does Gerard de “Presenteur” get top billing and triple the font size of the title and author?
March 31st, 2017 at 3:58 pm
@Francis: there should be, if there isn’t.
March 31st, 2017 at 4:18 pm
@TW: and if you’re adding tags, any cover that looks like it was programmed by a Rastafarian deserves the ‘font problems’ tag. 😉
March 31st, 2017 at 5:03 pm
The most shocking thing about this cover is that Blade is actually wearing some clothing. Sure, it’s just a loincloth/swim trunks, but it’s actual clothing nonetheless.
March 31st, 2017 at 5:10 pm
@DS – I believe that BLADE font is called “Checkbook Routing Code”
March 31st, 2017 at 5:14 pm
I think the girl is playing dead so Dick Blade will leave her alone and go away.
On the other hand, it might just get him more excited.
March 31st, 2017 at 5:30 pm
My sensors detect we are experiencing
Danger! Must tag!
March 31st, 2017 at 7:22 pm
Why does Jedd need liberating? Is Beverly Hills that bad? Et le titre me coupe profondement!
March 31st, 2017 at 8:50 pm
Il y a une cinquième dimension au-delà de ce qui est connu de l’homme. C’est une dimension aussi vaste que l’espace et aussi intemporelle que l’infini. C’est le milieu entre la lumière et l’ombre, entre la science et la superstition, et c’est entre la fosse des peurs de l’homme et le sommet de sa connaissance. C’est la dimension de l’imagination. C’est une zone que nous appelons … La zone Dick Blade.
(If that’s terrible French, blame Google translate)
March 31st, 2017 at 10:46 pm
That is one fancy merkin!
March 31st, 2017 at 11:00 pm
@Tom Noir – Looks bulletproof. But is it Blade-proof?
April 1st, 2017 at 2:39 am
Dick’s not buff enough, or nekkid enough. Lord L would never choose a guy built like this to grease up. And he’s not touching the unconscious woman or holding a primitive weapon. And no apes?
Eye-popping as les moutons d’espace may be, I feel this cover artist hasn’t quite grasped the essence of Blade (ahem ahem) as well as the two English-language artists did.
Still, many points to pulpfiles for finding this! And for surviving reading the actual horrific book.
April 1st, 2017 at 3:18 am
@Bibliomancer I feel sure that Blade can penetrate any defence.
April 1st, 2017 at 4:06 pm
@JP: this is why ‘armed’ and ‘dangerous’ are two different entities.
April 1st, 2017 at 5:43 pm
It seems to me that all the Dick Blade covers have surprisingly short…blades.
April 2nd, 2017 at 2:48 pm
Just what is French for ” In Space No One has Knee Pads ” ?
April 3rd, 2017 at 8:50 am
LE PERVERT QUI EXCRETERA UNE BOMBE, Parte IX: Le Pervert Prancant Retournée
April 11th, 2017 at 1:59 am
Did anyone else notice that this is dynamically indexed page 12345?
April 11th, 2017 at 2:34 am
@DSWBT – No. But I did notice you were comment #766759.
April 11th, 2017 at 11:44 am
@BM: Sweetness!
September 5th, 2017 at 10:55 pm
@TagWizard: of course Dick has fonTing!
September 6th, 2017 at 1:43 am
Not to mention nippleTing! (which is not a Thing!)
September 6th, 2017 at 1:59 am
nippleTing!? That makes my heart sing!