May 16

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Alice Comments: If it were up to me, I’d put a space sheep over the whole cover.

Published 1975

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.61 out of 10)

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28 Responses to “The Soulsucker”

  1. L.B. Says:

    It definitely does suck!

  2. JuanPaul Says:

    Hey, quit hogging the bong, you soul sucker!

  3. Bibliomancer Says:

    The Soulsucker blows.

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Nooo! Poor Froggy!

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Soulsucker for your listening pleasure…

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “A gripping fantasy calculated to invade the deepest places in your being.”

    Calculated on a 1975 state-of-the-art IBM 48k PROBE mainframe computer.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    She was every well-dressed magician’s woman . . . she was The Seersucker!

  8. THX 1138 Says:

    Don’t ask her to go Dutch…

  9. Devotion Says:

    OMG.So much hatred for one…..Even that no was with your best interests in mind. I do not want to say anything in my defence.You are the judge witness lawyer everything.You have taken the decision Learn to look beyond your anger.If that’s how you treat people it’s better that I stay away from you.I thought you are like a God you cannot even behave like a human.
    Sometimes things are not the same as they appear or are presented to you.Learn to find out the reasons behind actions. It’s a matter of perspectives and trust.Anyways you cannot paint a picture of someone with the colors you don’t have. Good Luck

  10. Tag Wizard Says:

    Someone give me a reason not to block “Devotion”.

  11. JuanPaul Says:

    @TW are you sure you aren’t painting a picture of Devotion with only half a crayon box?

  12. Tag Wizard Says:

    @JP – I paint no pictures. There are only self portraits.

  13. fred Says:

    That’s a pretty awesome super power for an arch villainess/chef, being able to turn men into crabs and then eat them.
    @Tag Wizard – Bob Everyman has appeared and appears to be very protective.

  14. THX 1138 Says:

    I think someone on here is one of those supercomputers from Star Trek that Captain Kirk would feed an illogical question to and it would malfunction. The day would be saved.

  15. B. Chiclitz Says:

    As colorful as a $50 box of missing crayons.

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘The deepest places in your being’…technically, we’re just tubes of meat and bone wrapped around an alimentary canal, and thus have either infinite depth or none at all.

  17. Anna T. Says:

    A woman, who is part giant insect, who lives on a snowy planet with two suns.

    Simple. (not really, but you know I have to try to explain what it is I’m seeing(

  18. Tat Wood Says:

    @AnnaT.: I thought I was the only person who watched the fourth season of ‘Lexx’.

  19. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @DeadSWBT(16)—looks like somebody’s been choking that chicken.

  20. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @BC: what can I say? I was interested in its properties as an exemplar organism until I became hungry!

  21. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @DStuffWBT—did you say an exemplar orgasm? Seriously, looks like that was a softball that got by. Odd since it is usually I who am clueless.

  22. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @BC: unlike some people who shall remain nameless and banned, I’m trying to spread a little class and dignity in this blog. With my avian-murdering jokes. 😉

  23. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @DSWithBT—oh, well, that’s fine then. I’m all for class and dignity, and murdering chickens (if not the nameless and banned).

  24. GSS ex-noob Says:

    I can but agree with Alice. A sheep would be a better cover than this. I can’t even process it visually.

    TW: I was in favor of banning them upon first appearance days ago.

  25. Francis Boyle Says:

    This is weirdly creepy. A bit like Giger if Giger had had a bubblegum fetish instead of an obsession with genitals. And, also, no discernible talent.

  26. Anna T. Says:

    @Tat Wood: Never seen the show at all. I’m curious as to what exactly on that show is reminiscent of this cover, since you bring it up.

  27. Tat Wood Says:

    @Anna T: the cover’s not quite right (the bulbous bug-eyes and human spine making a spaceship is near enough, though) but the set-up you describe is Xev to a T. And she changed her appearance at least twice.

  28. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The Sucking of the Sabine Woman?

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