@THX 1138. Seriously, though- that’s an actual curtain she’s wearing, isn’t it? They’ve always got that doubled-over bit at the top, where the hooks go. Meanwhile, her boyfriend had to wear the rug. I like to imagine they’re headed for the same costume party as these two.
‘Hullo all, I’m Bob the Barbarian and this is Bob’s Workshop. Tonight, we’ll learn how to make your own sword out of a flat piece of sheet metal and two cardboard tubes.’
Judging from the smile on Rafes’ face (this cover definitely deserves a barbarian hero named Rafe) he is getting a better view of The Gods’ Saucepot than we are.
A: It can be either of the following:
1) A saucy pocket book titled “Warrior Love”;
2) A warrior named “Love”;
3) A love affair with an unspecified warrior;
4) A VERY AGGRESSIVE form of love.
The temptress wears couture made from only the finest of draperies, so flattering that the barbarian hero in the background is completely uninterested.
She saw it in the window and she just couldn’t resist.
(Also a green dress, which predated this cover — was the artist a big Carol Burnett fan?)
Her warrior love seems to be having second thoughts and wondering if he can escape while she’s posing. That’s an “eeeehhh… I dunno” face if ever I saw one. Maybe he’s tired of the sharpened fingernails.
July 5th, 2017 at 10:01 am
The enchanted age was all about eye-shadow.
July 5th, 2017 at 11:05 am
The sort of dress that needs a curtain rail to stay up.
July 5th, 2017 at 11:24 am
Hunk’s all, ‘Oooh, er…she’s taking ANOTHER selfie? Here?’
Jawa’s all, ‘Dammit, I think we’re photobombing her.’
July 5th, 2017 at 11:27 am
Not only will no-one on GoodReads admit to having read it, they misspelled the title of the book!
July 5th, 2017 at 11:29 am
@TagWizard: definitely going to need that Dress for Success tag here.
July 5th, 2017 at 12:09 pm
Things happen after a Badedas bath. Those are the Things, next to the bloke with the sword.
July 5th, 2017 at 1:00 pm
Cher-herazade
July 5th, 2017 at 1:17 pm
Green sky – check.
Green mountains – check.
Green eyeshadow – check .
What else is green ? Answers on a postcard please .
July 5th, 2017 at 1:43 pm
The Gods’ temptress:
https://m.popkey.co/92bdf0/8qDO4.gif
July 5th, 2017 at 2:35 pm
@THX 1138. Seriously, though- that’s an actual curtain she’s wearing, isn’t it? They’ve always got that doubled-over bit at the top, where the hooks go. Meanwhile, her boyfriend had to wear the rug. I like to imagine they’re headed for the same costume party as these two.
July 5th, 2017 at 2:39 pm
‘Hullo all, I’m Bob the Barbarian and this is Bob’s Workshop. Tonight, we’ll learn how to make your own sword out of a flat piece of sheet metal and two cardboard tubes.’
July 5th, 2017 at 3:02 pm
@Dead Stuff. There’s a reason Bob isn’t the one doing the dueling…
July 5th, 2017 at 3:41 pm
Judging from the smile on Rafes’ face (this cover definitely deserves a barbarian hero named Rafe) he is getting a better view of The Gods’ Saucepot than we are.
July 5th, 2017 at 4:54 pm
Q: So what is “Warrior Love” then?
A: It can be either of the following:
1) A saucy pocket book titled “Warrior Love”;
2) A warrior named “Love”;
3) A love affair with an unspecified warrior;
4) A VERY AGGRESSIVE form of love.
July 5th, 2017 at 4:55 pm
If she raises her left arm, I fear the entire gown will rise with it!
July 5th, 2017 at 4:57 pm
@AR: *Spartan voice* IF!
July 5th, 2017 at 5:59 pm
The temptress wears couture made from only the finest of draperies, so flattering that the barbarian hero in the background is completely uninterested.
July 5th, 2017 at 6:26 pm
It looks like Her Warrior Love’s nose has been flattened and smeared across way too much of his face.
July 5th, 2017 at 7:53 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKhw-v5h2I
July 6th, 2017 at 12:05 am
Am I the first person to point out that the title can be rearranged to:
GHETTO’S TEMP DRESS
and
DRESS TOP GETS THEM
?
Edit: also, GOTH MET DRESS PEST
July 6th, 2017 at 2:33 am
God, another Kardashian…
July 6th, 2017 at 8:11 am
She saw it in the window and she just couldn’t resist.
(Also a green dress, which predated this cover — was the artist a big Carol Burnett fan?)
Her warrior love seems to be having second thoughts and wondering if he can escape while she’s posing. That’s an “eeeehhh… I dunno” face if ever I saw one. Maybe he’s tired of the sharpened fingernails.
July 6th, 2017 at 11:31 am
@Ravensbane – Good Show Sir!
July 8th, 2017 at 10:32 pm
The Most Beautiful Songstress of an Enchanted Age – She Dueled the Morals for the Melody of Clementine!
THE SWAGGER JAGGER