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Nov 03

Wow... I'm thinking....we.. should.. have just gone to the gym now.Click for full image

Well I asked my teenage son and he said, “Running, running women, with barely any clothes, a mass amount of muscles, two of them running in the desert wilderness towards victory.” Just kidding, I said that. Best throw in a flying robot and a dragon to chase after them. There’s no better running motivation than death, eh!

Thanks to Dave K!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.43 out of 10)
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One Response to “Achilles’ Choice”

  1. SI Says:

    Well guess all I can say for the moment is, at least her footwear is adequate.

  2. CSA Says:

    Dragon… check
    Busty woman… check
    Robot… check

    Well it has 3 of the obvious signs of an awful/awesome cover. If only the font was embossed.

  3. Roses Says:

    Is the teradactyl thinking ‘I hate fast food’?

  4. CSA Says:

    “but atleast it’s hot”

  5. SI Says:

    “Salad and chilli sauce with that?”

  6. Adam Roberts Says:

    By no accepted definition is that central woman ‘running’. She’s clearly standing in one place, with her right leg lifted slightly, and her arms out, as if (as it might be) holding a motionless pose for an artist or something. That’s the most unconvincing and static ‘running’ pose I’ve ever seen.

  7. CSA Says:

    Yeah, now u mention it. It does look more like shes taking an aerobics class rather than sprinting.

    The artist was totally listening to “holding out for a hero” by Bonnie Tyler, perfect amount of campness for that book cover…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI

    oh god, i’m gonna watch Short Circuit 2 now (well maybe not)

  8. SI Says:

    hahaha Wow… shouldn’t have clicked on that link. Now I’ll never be able to get that song out of my head.

    And what’s with the strange angle the other women is at. Is she about to fall over sideways?

    And you leave Johnny 5 out of this CSA! SC2 was one of the first films I was ever taken to see in the cinema. Scary eh.

  9. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Stallone. Niven. Barnes. Snipes. THE EXPENDABLES 4.”

  10. Rev Says:

    I can’t stop staring at this and wondering:
    What happens when the pointy spaceship catches them? Will there be probing? Impaling? Upskirting? Sucked into the engines and spat out? Will the dragon get there first? Will there be roasting? Will they be eaten? Impaled?
    Clearly, these cheeky ladies want to be caught. Are they expecting yummy things to happen to them? Or will they taken totally by surprise when they get probed, impaled, upskirted and eaten?

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