Nov 03
Well I asked my teenage son and he said, “Running, running women, with barely any clothes, a mass amount of muscles, two of them running in the desert wilderness towards victory.” Just kidding, I said that. Best throw in a flying robot and a dragon to chase after them. There’s no better running motivation than death, eh!
Thanks to Dave K!
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:10 am
Well guess all I can say for the moment is, at least her footwear is adequate.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 am
Dragon… check
Busty woman… check
Robot… check
Well it has 3 of the obvious signs of an awful/awesome cover. If only the font was embossed.
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:29 am
Is the teradactyl thinking ‘I hate fast food’?
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
“but atleast it’s hot”
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
“Salad and chilli sauce with that?”
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
By no accepted definition is that central woman ‘running’. She’s clearly standing in one place, with her right leg lifted slightly, and her arms out, as if (as it might be) holding a motionless pose for an artist or something. That’s the most unconvincing and static ‘running’ pose I’ve ever seen.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Yeah, now u mention it. It does look more like shes taking an aerobics class rather than sprinting.
The artist was totally listening to “holding out for a hero” by Bonnie Tyler, perfect amount of campness for that book cover…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI
oh god, i’m gonna watch Short Circuit 2 now (well maybe not)
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
hahaha Wow… shouldn’t have clicked on that link. Now I’ll never be able to get that song out of my head.
And what’s with the strange angle the other women is at. Is she about to fall over sideways?
And you leave Johnny 5 out of this CSA! SC2 was one of the first films I was ever taken to see in the cinema. Scary eh.
August 14th, 2014 at 1:59 pm
“Stallone. Niven. Barnes. Snipes. THE EXPENDABLES 4.”
August 14th, 2014 at 3:26 pm
I can’t stop staring at this and wondering:
What happens when the pointy spaceship catches them? Will there be probing? Impaling? Upskirting? Sucked into the engines and spat out? Will the dragon get there first? Will there be roasting? Will they be eaten? Impaled?
Clearly, these cheeky ladies want to be caught. Are they expecting yummy things to happen to them? Or will they taken totally by surprise when they get probed, impaled, upskirted and eaten?