Nov 05
The shine! We are all about the shine. But we’re lacking somewhere, there is just something we need to push the readers right over the edge and into the pit of greatness. Got it! Half-naked faeries and royal elves. Making one of them look like an Elizabethan queen will drive all the boys crayze-Z!
November 5th, 2009 at 9:10 am
What every Fantasy covers need – fairies. Sweet fairies. Lovely fairies.
Not the sort that would steal children, lead unwary travellers into bogs…
and Lord of the Rings Elves.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Fairies lead unwary travelers into bogs? Maybe being drunk should no longer be my excuse.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Fairies lead unwary travelers into blogs? DAMN YOU INTERNET FAIRY!!!
You just gotta love those elves and their massive collars.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
I choose to believe that Slanderous Tongues is the name of a small shropshire village, and that this is a memoir of living there, after the manner of By Walden Pond.
Other than that … ugh, that’s one exceptionally ugly colour scheme.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Board meeting at Baen HQ:
Chairman: So we’re going to do something a little bit controversial with Mercedes Lackey’s new novel to test certain market influences.
*Hushed silence*
Chairman: We’re NOT going to use the horrific embossed orange font, instead we’re going for a horrific “Lavender Twilight” colour.
Board members: ooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaah
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:33 am
That doesn’t look like Elizabeth; it is Elizabeth.
December 20th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Book buyers should be forgiven for thinking this is the BOOK “Mercedes Lackey” written BY the pseudonym “Slanderous Tongues”.
December 20th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Oops!
I misread the ultra-lucid text and fonts.. of course the author’s name is, as shown on the cover:
“Roberta @llis.”
January 25th, 2015 at 9:17 pm
So we have: little-girl Barbie purple, a refugee from Middle-Earth, and Disney pixies. Good Queen Bess looks just a little out of place in this disaster, dontcha think?
January 7th, 2016 at 8:51 am
The quote at the bottom reads “…the best of high fantasy…”
“High” fantasy? Are you supposed to read it while you’re stoned?
“Heeey man, those elves are like, grooovy…”