Mar 20
FluffyGhostKitten Comments: Ever heard of ‘fractal wrongness’? Draw that. And don’t forget the naked lady. The naked lady is essential.
Published 1997
FluffyGhostKitten Comments: Ever heard of ‘fractal wrongness’? Draw that. And don’t forget the naked lady. The naked lady is essential.
Published 1997
March 20th, 2018 at 9:53 am
OK, I give up, which is which?
March 20th, 2018 at 11:10 am
A Post-it® Note for Leibowitz
March 20th, 2018 at 11:47 am
I can’t wait for him to tear into a solo on that jazz staff he’s weilding.
March 20th, 2018 at 12:15 pm
I never did finish the Clan of the Cave Bear series. When exactly did Ayla invent time travel and anti-gravity?
March 20th, 2018 at 2:01 pm
The moons drawn wrong. And the depiction of the lunar crescent is probably off too.
March 20th, 2018 at 4:02 pm
He’s kneeling on a skateboard and punting with his crosier.
March 20th, 2018 at 5:59 pm
I never realised monks invented Tetris. Avoid wearing a cowl and mitre together.
March 21st, 2018 at 1:11 am
Eh, this is bad but not really GSS material. Fonts and colors are okay. At least the starkers lady isn’t in need of Space Sheep (but ow on the naked horse riding).
The floating Post It notes and hovering mitre are pretty dumb, though. Am wondering if the fancy hat is actually a tiny UFO. Although it kinda looks like a cartoon clown face at that angle.
IIRC, the book isn’t a patch on the original.
March 21st, 2018 at 5:07 pm
I had no idea that Headless Monks could make things levitate, or that some of them wore floating mitres. With all that, the naked woman on a flying white horse is essentially an afterthought.
March 21st, 2018 at 10:08 pm
Yes, with all the things levitating in the foreground, the spectral naked woman is really the least interesting thing about the cover.
March 22nd, 2018 at 1:12 am
You can tell she’s wild because she doesn’t have any clothes on.
March 22nd, 2018 at 1:19 am
The ghost of St. Lebonowitz is frustrated by the way his post-its keep being burnt up by symbolism or possibly metaphor before anyone gets to read them. If that weren’t annoying enough, the ghost mitre keeps following him around and asking him to put it on, but he doesn’t want to be ghost pope.
March 22nd, 2018 at 5:35 pm
Is that hair under the flying horse woman just some errant hair that got on the book, or was it part of the artwork? Cause it looks like a curly one….just say’n.
March 22nd, 2018 at 6:07 pm
@Anti-Sceptic: I have curly hair on both ends, but it’s a pencil mark. This copy was not new when I bought it.
February 1st, 2022 at 10:22 am
Editor: “This is classy stuff, mind you, not schlock, so I want an accurate cover.”
Artist: “Don’t worry, man. I’ll stick to the title.”
Editor: “Stick close to the content. And make it subtle.”
Artist: “Sure. Oh and by the way, how big can I make the naked lady?”
Editor: *Groan*