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May 02

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Tom Noir Comments: Oh god, not another race that communicates entirely through interpretive dance!
Published 1999

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.70 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “O Pioneer!”

  1. RachelJ Says:

    What makes this really awkward is that the guy in yellow doesn’t actually know how to juggle.

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    Nope, no phallic symbolism going on here. None at all.

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    “You’d better clean your vomit from the window or we’ll all be this upset.”

  4. fred Says:

    BAEN would have had this cover in a state of earring overload magnificence.

  5. JuanPaul Says:

    Edward Norton in his most challenging role yet!

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    Time for the aliens to make their move. Go for the juggler.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    You could fit a lot more than a pie in those ears!

    ba-dum-dum

  8. JuanPaul Says:

    @BC I’ve heard of being pie eyed, but pie eared? Actually that ant eater is looking a little pie eyed.

  9. Tor Mented Says:

    “Let’s shoot very small hoops!”

  10. Anna T. Says:

    The juggler’s facial expression is that of a man who really isn’t looking forward to the job he was hired to do.

  11. THX 1138 Says:

    “Pure Pleasure: Pohl pin pop porm” – Pirkus Previews.

  12. Tat Wood Says:

    A goblin in a blue-grey tight suit with a big codpiece. It seems oddly familiar.

    Oh yes, it reminds me of the baby.

  13. drlemaster Says:

    Fosse and Graham at Tanagra.

  14. JuanPaul Says:

    @dr Kiteo, his eyes closed! One if my favorite next gens 😁

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @drlemaster: Bra-vo! jazz hands

    Alien gremlin at right: Our friend in the gray suit has a terrible headache! Do something, human!

    Dude: Dammit P’lurgh, I’m a juggler, not a doctor.

    The other alien appears to have the head of an anteater transplanted onto the dog robot of original Battlestar Galactica.

    What’s the big yellow round thing?

    Shouldn’t this also say “white-clad protagonist”?

  16. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Gremlins in spaaaaaace…..

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