Aug 09

Is assTing! a Thing!?Click for larger image

Mosquito Wenzi Comments: Why wouldn’t you wear a gown and high-heels to a sword fight when all the Ting will surely blind your enemies anyway?

Published 2008

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.45 out of 10)

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12 Responses to “The Demon King and I”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Amazing what Yul Brynner looks like without his head shaved.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    Is she made out of rubber? She looks like a female Stretch Armstrong®

  3. JaunPaul Says:

    So shiny, so chrome!

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    Look, as your standard issue Demon King I can cope with assorted heroes and their sword ting but that thigh ting gets me every time. Yeah, I’m like that, just a softie at heart.

  5. fred Says:

    At least homage ‘The King and I’ for your cover, not ‘Annie Get Your Gun’.

  6. Raoul Says:

    Anna and King-sized Gams

  7. Anna T. Says:

    She must be part-snake if her spine can curve like that. And her right hand is so malformed I doubt she can hold the sword with it. Has the artist ever seen an actual human woman before?

  8. Tor Mented Says:

    The D in “Demon” is actually a handle. Pull the string to your right and she will say “Don’t mind me butt-ting in.”

  9. Hammy Says:

    @Anna T. (#7):

    Her hand? First thing I noticed was her nose. Looks like she got it punched in and had the misfortune to choose a very bad plastic surgeon to repair it.

    Or maybe she just molded some Silly Putty over it for a temporary fix….

  10. Tor Mented Says:

    @B’mancer #2 and Anna T. #7. I finally figured out what is going on. This is like a pantomime horse costume, but with two women pretending to be just one.

    I don’t know of any sketches that would require this, but the anatomical evidence speaks for itself.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    She’s butTing into everything.

    Should she be standing out in the open holding a big piece of metal with what looks like a thunderstorm behind her?

    I am certain this is not an actual human being. Even Kardashians at their most surgical and photoshopped don’t look this weird.

    She’s got two half-heads stacked atop each other. That’s why her nose and central face is so weird. I don’t know where her spine and right arm came from.

    Oh, let’s face it — she’s made out of modeling clay, vinyl, and gloss paint. No idea what the repeated pattern coming off her ass, author’s name, and title is.

    To the “artist”, I can only say “Ar — NO!”

  12. Tom Noir Says:

    I guess the Demon King doesn’t prefer blondes?

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