Aug 09
Mosquito Wenzi Comments: Why wouldn’t you wear a gown and high-heels to a sword fight when all the Ting will surely blind your enemies anyway?
Published 2008
Mosquito Wenzi Comments: Why wouldn’t you wear a gown and high-heels to a sword fight when all the Ting will surely blind your enemies anyway?
Published 2008
August 9th, 2018 at 10:47 am
Amazing what Yul Brynner looks like without his head shaved.
August 9th, 2018 at 11:06 am
Is she made out of rubber? She looks like a female Stretch Armstrong®
August 9th, 2018 at 12:41 pm
So shiny, so chrome!
August 9th, 2018 at 12:45 pm
Look, as your standard issue Demon King I can cope with assorted heroes and their sword ting but that thigh ting gets me every time. Yeah, I’m like that, just a softie at heart.
August 9th, 2018 at 1:22 pm
At least homage ‘The King and I’ for your cover, not ‘Annie Get Your Gun’.
https://www.cdandlp.com/en/ethel-merman/annie-get-your-gun/lp/r3082661705/
August 9th, 2018 at 2:09 pm
Anna and King-sized Gams
August 9th, 2018 at 4:57 pm
She must be part-snake if her spine can curve like that. And her right hand is so malformed I doubt she can hold the sword with it. Has the artist ever seen an actual human woman before?
August 10th, 2018 at 12:17 am
The D in “Demon” is actually a handle. Pull the string to your right and she will say “Don’t mind me butt-ting in.”
August 10th, 2018 at 2:35 am
@Anna T. (#7):
Her hand? First thing I noticed was her nose. Looks like she got it punched in and had the misfortune to choose a very bad plastic surgeon to repair it.
Or maybe she just molded some Silly Putty over it for a temporary fix….
August 10th, 2018 at 3:58 am
@B’mancer #2 and Anna T. #7. I finally figured out what is going on. This is like a pantomime horse costume, but with two women pretending to be just one.
I don’t know of any sketches that would require this, but the anatomical evidence speaks for itself.
August 10th, 2018 at 4:38 am
She’s butTing into everything.
Should she be standing out in the open holding a big piece of metal with what looks like a thunderstorm behind her?
I am certain this is not an actual human being. Even Kardashians at their most surgical and photoshopped don’t look this weird.
She’s got two half-heads stacked atop each other. That’s why her nose and central face is so weird. I don’t know where her spine and right arm came from.
Oh, let’s face it — she’s made out of modeling clay, vinyl, and gloss paint. No idea what the repeated pattern coming off her ass, author’s name, and title is.
To the “artist”, I can only say “Ar — NO!”
August 10th, 2018 at 8:34 pm
I guess the Demon King doesn’t prefer blondes?
January 31st, 2020 at 9:15 pm
I guess the book title HEX AND THE CITY was already taken.
February 1st, 2020 at 2:21 am
That hip cougld not be jauntier.
February 1st, 2020 at 5:31 am
She seems to have chopped off a finger wielding that sword with its menacing hilt and cross-piece, like Old Man Williams down the road did with his planer and band saw.
February 3rd, 2020 at 4:38 am
@Ryan: they both ignored the safety lessons in Shop class. (And among the other things they have in common? Spinal problems.)
Is her hair that way because of the storm, or does she have a magical wind machine following her around?
February 5th, 2020 at 5:06 am
@Bruce: Since nothing else is blowing around (like her dress), I’m thinking she’s got enough hair spray to re-kill the ozone layer to make her hair do that.
Or else her magical wind machine is very small and only does her hair. It’s a mystical invisible blow dryer.