They have only one course of action. Steal Spock’s brain. No, make that two courses of action. Steal Spock’s brain. Steal more safety pins for their diapers.
I have to wonder how the conjoined twins decide which colour of underwear to put on each day, since that’s apparently the only clothes anyone wears on this spaceship.
I’m not sure if any of those guys look concerned enough about all those mysterious centuries of drifting among the stars. Luckily there’s someone who can help!
Just realized that the next time I’m lost in a giant spaceship drifting for centuries among the stars the most important thing to remember is to keep my Bowie knife sharp and in its underwear scabbard ready for use at any moment.
@Yoss: I was so hoping someone would do that. GSS!
Why is there such a bright light coming from the console? They look like they’re partially blinded. Maybe the loss of the dimmer switch caused the malfunction, someone couldn’t see the correct push buttons/toggles.
@Tat: There’s got to be a third, entirely separate, person involved, who does the middle halves while Joe and Jim lean their heads as far apart as possible. Really doesn’t seem worth it. Same with their haircut.
@Kendall: They’ve had a very limited gene pool all this time. Their family tree no longer forks. Which would explain why the frowning right-hand head, which ought to be identical to the left, in fact looks more like the pilot.
Possibly some mutation/inbreeding also caused the loss of all body hair below the eyebrows, so no shaving for Joe-Jim. Either that or the ship had an excess of wax which apparently is so good it took off J-J’s nipples. “non-papillial person”?
@Lillie: I was thinking a Bush, a Reagan, and maybe a Sinise piloting?
@Anna: Probably no deciding needed — one pair per person is all that’s left after the centuries. If the trip went on any longer, they’d be down to jock straps, and then…
October 2nd, 2018 at 9:27 am
Just at a practical level, how does/do Joe-Jim stay so well-groomed? Shaving must be a nightmare..
October 2nd, 2018 at 10:11 am
I think we can tell by the facial expressions who the daddy is in that relationship.
October 2nd, 2018 at 10:57 am
@Tat – Joe is the solution to that paradox about the town where the barber shaves everyone who does not shave themselves.
October 2nd, 2018 at 11:31 am
They have only one course of action. Steal Spock’s brain. No, make that two courses of action. Steal Spock’s brain. Steal more safety pins for their diapers.
October 2nd, 2018 at 1:12 pm
Hey, look, it’s triplets on the cover!
October 2nd, 2018 at 1:28 pm
Rejected cover for the gay porn parody of HGTTG?
October 2nd, 2018 at 1:51 pm
@FB, Make one wonder what the seated guy is sporting two of.
October 2nd, 2018 at 2:20 pm
“Hey, somebody the stole the rest of our multi-colored Push Buttons!“
October 2nd, 2018 at 2:52 pm
@#8 B. – I think the multi-colored toggle switches decrease the need for multi-colored push buttons.
October 2nd, 2018 at 2:54 pm
@BC – They removed the ones that were accidentally blowing up Earth.
October 2nd, 2018 at 3:56 pm
“Gee, Duke Nukem, I don’t know about our plan.”
“Shaddup, Reagan, and let John Wayne concentrate on landing this sofa, before you gets us all killed.”
[end scene]
October 2nd, 2018 at 4:53 pm
@Raoul @Lillie Aโ ๐ ๐ ๐
October 2nd, 2018 at 5:17 pm
A list of other things lost among the centuries:
Shirts
Pants
The location of the thermostat
October 2nd, 2018 at 5:44 pm
I have to wonder how the conjoined twins decide which colour of underwear to put on each day, since that’s apparently the only clothes anyone wears on this spaceship.
October 2nd, 2018 at 6:13 pm
I’m not sure if any of those guys look concerned enough about all those mysterious centuries of drifting among the stars. Luckily there’s someone who can help!
October 2nd, 2018 at 6:20 pm
@Yoss – Bowtieman looks gob-smacked wherever you see him. Good Show Sir!
October 2nd, 2018 at 6:30 pm
Just realized that the next time I’m lost in a giant spaceship drifting for centuries among the stars the most important thing to remember is to keep my Bowie knife sharp and in its underwear scabbard ready for use at any moment.
P.S. @Yoss 15โbrilliant!
October 3rd, 2018 at 2:44 am
@Yoss: I was so hoping someone would do that. GSS!
Why is there such a bright light coming from the console? They look like they’re partially blinded. Maybe the loss of the dimmer switch caused the malfunction, someone couldn’t see the correct push buttons/toggles.
@Tat: There’s got to be a third, entirely separate, person involved, who does the middle halves while Joe and Jim lean their heads as far apart as possible. Really doesn’t seem worth it. Same with their haircut.
@Kendall: They’ve had a very limited gene pool all this time. Their family tree no longer forks. Which would explain why the frowning right-hand head, which ought to be identical to the left, in fact looks more like the pilot.
Possibly some mutation/inbreeding also caused the loss of all body hair below the eyebrows, so no shaving for Joe-Jim. Either that or the ship had an excess of wax which apparently is so good it took off J-J’s nipples. “non-papillial person”?
@Lillie: I was thinking a Bush, a Reagan, and maybe a Sinise piloting?
@Anna: Probably no deciding needed — one pair per person is all that’s left after the centuries. If the trip went on any longer, they’d be down to jock straps, and then…
October 3rd, 2018 at 11:15 am
Well, at least the artist got Heinlein’s love of near-nudity right.
October 3rd, 2018 at 11:34 am
@JuanPaul
“You won’t believe what Arthur Dent’s hiding beneath his dressing gown.”
October 9th, 2018 at 5:13 pm
“Captain. I seemed to have grown a second head…”
“Spock…Not now…I…Need to…Think.”