Dec 03
Verylatetotheparty Comments: I bought several “Mayflower Moorcocks” at my Oxfam shop a few years back and some of the covers have already been on GSS, but I don’t think you have this one yet and I really think it belongs here. The colours sort of look faded but I think it was that bad originally. Apart from that I will let it speak for itself.
Published 1973
December 3rd, 2018 at 10:49 am
Somewhere Lou Scheimer thought “Yes, yes, that’ll do nicely”.
December 3rd, 2018 at 12:48 pm
Skulls-a-poppin-whack-a-mole!
December 3rd, 2018 at 1:09 pm
The kick is up … and … oh no … the orb has hit the crossbar!
Looks like this book is headed into extra chapters.
December 3rd, 2018 at 1:19 pm
This is bonkers but minimalist. I prefer the DAW series where you get a sword, a creature, and various clothing options in each.
http://theporporbooksblog.blogspot.com/2016/11/book-review-runestaff-series.html
December 3rd, 2018 at 1:20 pm
Close to needing a “Popeye Arms” if not a “Bighanditis” tag.
December 3rd, 2018 at 1:53 pm
The spatial implications of the cape existing behind Skele-Stretch Armstrong, but in front of his legs, but also around Future C. Montgomery Burns are more than any gal should have to deal with this early in the morning.
December 3rd, 2018 at 2:13 pm
@THX 1139
I’ll see your Lou Scheimer and raise you Andres Serrano. Or maybe it was a collaborative effort.
December 3rd, 2018 at 2:20 pm
A one rung ladder won’t get the Mekon out of the hole he’s in, Hindi Death!
December 3rd, 2018 at 3:34 pm
Now I’m trying to figure out how the skull managed to retain that dashingly cleft chin. Never seen that on a skull before, not even Jeremy Bentham’s.
December 3rd, 2018 at 4:19 pm
6. Lillie Awesome
I sympathise, it doesn’t look any better at 2.am, with it’s hollow eyes saying “I should be on GSS. Submit me to GSS right now. Submit me now, submit now, SUBMIT NOW”.
Personally I partly solve the spatial problems by thinking of Skele-Stretch Armstrong as growing out of the top of Mr. Burns head, with an M. C. Escher/Yellow submarine reality exception clause for the hole in space in front of the cape. I find it helps… a little.
December 3rd, 2018 at 4:25 pm
@Ray P.: Does that make this a posthumous sequel to ‘The Jewel in the Crown’?
(:B Chiclitz: is this a side-effect of being picked and put in a case?)
December 3rd, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Those little fingers are…….dislocated?
December 3rd, 2018 at 8:01 pm
@Tat W—Did you mean to write: “is this a side-effect of being pickled and put in a case?” If so, I immediately say “yes!”
December 3rd, 2018 at 8:20 pm
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch – The Early Years…
December 3rd, 2018 at 8:31 pm
@Raoul: GSS.
December 3rd, 2018 at 8:33 pm
I also think it’s funny that Mr. Moorcock writes about the history of the ruined staff.
(B’Mancer, do I get a rim shot, as it were?)
December 3rd, 2018 at 8:37 pm
“Laugh if you will, but having half a Skeletor growing out of my skull kept me from being drafted.”
December 3rd, 2018 at 8:45 pm
It seems the goalposts tag was created for this entry, I’m honoured. Having read the book I have no idea what those things are, H for Hawkmoon? three runestaffs?? Perhaps Skullface is a Member of the Mayflower Michael Moorcock Morris Men.
December 3rd, 2018 at 9:13 pm
Looks like amoeba on the right or did someone choke on their coffee when they saw this?
December 3rd, 2018 at 9:26 pm
“Don’t mind me, I’m just here to wash the windows!’
December 4th, 2018 at 1:07 am
I commend “Very Late…” for indeed living up to the adage of “…than never”. This is a quite worthy submission, top-shelf GSS material! GSS VLTTP!
@fred: Good link, both for covers and the reviews. I agree with that writer that fantasy books are too !@#$% long these days. LotR would be all in one volume, maybe with Hobbit. I read the Sanderson work s/he mentions for the Hugos, and barely slogged through the first one (took me 2-3 times as long as it would have for a selection of ordinary books totaling the same pages). And then I looked at the second one and some of the associated stuff and said F. NO. Life is too short, and Author/Reader Existence Failure looms too close.
@Lillie: You’re right about the implications; I’m just impressed you were able to so correctly name the personages.
@Raoul: GSS. D’you think the raven is the referee or the skycam?
@BC: GSS for you all around today.
December 4th, 2018 at 11:11 am
@Francis B: Pee-Man and the Masters of the Universe?
December 4th, 2018 at 5:28 pm
So he has to hang on to an American football goalpost because he has another skull instead of legs. On this site, he might as well join his other fellows with odd anatomy.
December 5th, 2018 at 5:31 am
@AnnaT: to be fair, it might be a Canadian football goalpost.
December 7th, 2018 at 11:51 pm
21. ex-noob: Thank you – noo noob
20. JuanPaul: Didn’t think of that one. Someone’s had to get a second job window cleaning now people don’t leave them so many coins on eyes:
“GREETINGS I AM DEATH, THE GRIME WIPER”.
December 8th, 2018 at 3:08 am
@Anna T, GSSxN: It’s a rugby goal, probably from Gordonstoun – hence the sceptre. The raven’s on loan from the Tower.
If you’ve seen how French supporters dress, the rest of it’s less surprising.
January 6th, 2019 at 4:51 am
This is an excellent likeness of the demon Aimurpee, who arises late at night from the dank depths of the toilet to provide drunken men a target to offload their excess consumption upon. Extra points for completely clearing the crossbar. Note the surly expression, given his unfortunate positioning relative to any positive outcome associated with his job.