OK, the 1980s computer wiring coming out of his head makes sense if he’s in some sort of Matrix-type virtual reality, but those tubes going into his torso just seem to go in and out without connecting to anything. Does he need a cooling system?
It says “world of illusions” so I’m thinking it is a Matrix deal… but why THREE giant tubes going THROUGH his abdomen? Why are the wires also going through his skin to his pecs?
Terrifying tale of the future, or current fetish bodymod?
@ARY: Nah, this dude’s pretty buff, which I don’t think Bezos is. This is maybe someone he’s shanghaied into testing out the new VR life-support before he plugs in. This guy’s getting minimum wage and no benefits to do it, of course — but his original job got outsourced to smiling humanoid exploding robots. Ker-blam.
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January 28th, 2019 at 9:12 am
From the makers of the Thigh-Master!
January 28th, 2019 at 9:36 am
OK, the 1980s computer wiring coming out of his head makes sense if he’s in some sort of Matrix-type virtual reality, but those tubes going into his torso just seem to go in and out without connecting to anything. Does he need a cooling system?
January 28th, 2019 at 1:21 pm
Neo was easier to unplug. Looks like he’ll have to Freddy Krueger the powers that be.
January 28th, 2019 at 2:55 pm
It’s really useful that this cover tells you what to say to your friend Tim if he is thinking of actually reading the book: “Tim, escape!”
January 28th, 2019 at 4:43 pm
I want this rig so I can eat whatever I want and just pump it to my backpack as it hits my stomach.
January 28th, 2019 at 8:24 pm
That’s an extreme Medicine Shirt.
January 28th, 2019 at 9:37 pm
I’m getting a Khan vibe from the sleeping guy.
January 29th, 2019 at 3:01 am
In the future, piercings just get ridiculous.
January 29th, 2019 at 5:24 am
Is that a really big disk drive on his back? Or perhaps it’s the 40 gallon version of the Beer Hat.
January 29th, 2019 at 5:29 am
It says “world of illusions” so I’m thinking it is a Matrix deal… but why THREE giant tubes going THROUGH his abdomen? Why are the wires also going through his skin to his pecs?
Terrifying tale of the future, or current fetish bodymod?
January 29th, 2019 at 6:06 am
Spot on with the “Weird Pecs” tag. Weirder every time I look at them, which I will now stop doing.
January 30th, 2019 at 6:30 pm
I think someone put a do-not-park-wheel-clamp on him, as a gag, while he’s asleep.
February 3rd, 2019 at 5:54 pm
One future day, Jeff Bezos is going to look exactly like this.
February 4th, 2019 at 4:40 am
@ARY: Nah, this dude’s pretty buff, which I don’t think Bezos is. This is maybe someone he’s shanghaied into testing out the new VR life-support before he plugs in. This guy’s getting minimum wage and no benefits to do it, of course — but his original job got outsourced to smiling humanoid exploding robots. Ker-blam.