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Jun 11

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Rodger Comments: Van Vogt’s salute to Pride Month.

Published 1977

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 9.00 out of 10)
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15 Responses to “Mission to the Stars”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Up above the streets and houses
    Rainbow climbing high
    Everyone can see your man boobs
    Over the sky
    Paint the whole world with a rainboooooowwww…

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    I’m going to have to vogt this one down, I’m afraid.

  3. fred Says:

    That’s a lot of man boobs.

  4. B. Chiclitz Says:

    🎶 Please allow me to introduce myself
    My name is Roy G. Biv 🎶

  5. Ryan Says:

    Assessing her space makeover, Bertha wasn’t entirely satisfied with her new form-fitting unitard in battleship grey with matching shower cap, but she had to admit that her eyelashes were beyond fabulous.

  6. Anna T. Says:

    I have to say, I do not associate rainbow-blasting hats with intergalactic struggles for the rebel cities of a super-race much, no matter how fabulous they may otherwise be. And this one, apart from the rainbow, isn’t that fabulous.

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    @THX: he calls them ‘George’ and ‘Zippy’.

  8. THX 1139 Says:

    @Tat: I dread to think what he calls Bungle.

  9. THX 1139 Says:

    @fred: It’s moobs all the way down!

  10. Bruce A Munro Says:

    So we’ll finally find out what Superman’s new power was! https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/7/70/Superman_v.1_125.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/346?cb=20060511123542

    Mixed Men? Look downright thoroughly blended,

    I’ve heard of boob socks, but these are the first pectoral muscle socks I’ve seen.

    @Francis Boyle: rimshot!

  11. Bibliomancer Says:

    I’ve heard of rose-colored glasses, but these new contact lenses are awesome!

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Moob Pride Parade? Or Woman of a Certain Age Parade?

    Perhaps they’re the T and/or Q and/or I in LGBTQI.

    But those outfits prove it isn’t a Pride Parade. Dykes on Bikes are much better-dressed. I mean, honey — accessorize! Get yourself a float! Maybe some of those tiny motorcycles like Shriners ride. ANYthing.

    No snaps up.

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Giving us a CareBear stare…

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Did the editor recycle the cover blurb for Mein Kampf???

  15. Francis Boyle Says:

    @A.R.Yngve

    Dianetics, maybe?

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