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Click for larger imageAlice Comments: I can’t keep track of who all the hands belong to.
Published 1986
(Average: 7.23 out of 10)
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Alice Comments: I can’t keep track of who all the hands belong to.
Published 1986
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July 9th, 2019 at 10:04 am
“I’m the King of the World!”
July 9th, 2019 at 11:17 am
His hands are lopsided when it comes to fingers.
July 9th, 2019 at 1:23 pm
Has anyone made a rigid rigging joke yet? Because heh; rigid rigging.
July 9th, 2019 at 2:23 pm
I am ALL for muting Anthony… :p
July 9th, 2019 at 2:42 pm
@Lillie – More like frigging in the rigging.
July 9th, 2019 at 3:06 pm
@Biblio – and that’s one heck of a case of crab she’s caught.
July 9th, 2019 at 4:12 pm
The book that dares to ask the question: what if ‘Life of Pi’ had been filmed by Troma in the 80s?
July 9th, 2019 at 4:18 pm
“Put it up to your ear. You can hear the ocean chewing through your eardrum.”
July 9th, 2019 at 4:29 pm
You know it’s the eighties because Billy Zane has hair.
@tat Troma would have the cat chew that guy’s head off
July 9th, 2019 at 5:10 pm
She’s going to regret wearing that holster against bare skin when she gets chafed bloody.
July 9th, 2019 at 5:12 pm
I’m not sure which is worse. Eighties hair or the idea of an amphibious sail-powered tank. Just kidding, it’s alway eighties hair.
July 9th, 2019 at 5:14 pm
@fred: At least he has ten fingers, even if they are unevenly distributed. Unlike the crabby damsel, who has lot of top and not much bottom in terms of raiment.
July 9th, 2019 at 8:54 pm
@Ryan: it’s been a long time since I read this one, but the finger distribution may be correct; the story’s about people (and small animals) whose bodies and minds have been mutated by prenatal exposure to radiation during space travel. Our Hero’s power is to be forgotten as soon as you leave the room, which he uses to bang hot chicks.
-j
July 9th, 2019 at 9:13 pm
Not counting the damsel, of course, just how many moons are there on this cover?
July 10th, 2019 at 6:55 pm
Somebody get that man a blind date with the woman from In the Cube! They can bond over their shoulder marsupials.
July 10th, 2019 at 8:10 pm
She is fainting because the crotch of her bodysuit is pulled way too tight
July 11th, 2019 at 1:43 am
Mute Piers Anthony, please.
So the Awesome Galactic Future still has Brazilian waxing. Ridiculous grooming and clothing double standards continue for eternity. Even during the Desperate Struggle… against proper capitalization, I guess?
Is she a mute? So she can’t tell anyone about Handsy Man there, and the kinky sex (for this is a Piers book) he’s having with her on their tiny boat? I hope the shoulder critter (good call on the shoulder mammals, @Tom Noir) and the eldritch shell (GSS @Raoul) aren’t involved. o_O
Last thought: she’s liable to shoot her crotch in rough seas.
July 16th, 2019 at 9:12 pm
I just have one question…Is it a full mast? 😛
August 17th, 2020 at 11:56 pm
You need all the hands you can get on a skiff.