Oct 24
Click for larger imageLord Kelvin Comments: Spoiler alert: the “giant wolf-creature” turned out to be a Halloween mask on a stick.
Published 1972
(Average: 7.00 out of 10)
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Lord Kelvin Comments: Spoiler alert: the “giant wolf-creature” turned out to be a Halloween mask on a stick.
Published 1972
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October 24th, 2019 at 9:57 am
Or a Pez dispenser, pogo stick, toilet plunger, golf club, ‘marital aid’, stick shift…
October 24th, 2019 at 10:16 am
“What the heck, put Lon Chaney Jr on the cover, he’s probably dead anyway so we can’t get sued!”
October 24th, 2019 at 12:08 pm
He bears the mark of cane.
October 24th, 2019 at 12:28 pm
“look at me!”
“No! Look at me!”
“Forget them! Look at me!!!”
October 24th, 2019 at 2:01 pm
Scared the clothes right off of her
October 24th, 2019 at 3:10 pm
“Now be frank with me. Is my cane over the top? I can never tell.”
October 24th, 2019 at 3:33 pm
Oh no! The Situation Room is on again!
October 24th, 2019 at 4:28 pm
@A.R. Yngve: “Well, given that the handle is too large for your hand to comfortably grip, I would say yes.”
October 24th, 2019 at 7:10 pm
Out of the depths emerged the giant wolf-creature—come to destroy all who stood in his monstrous path.
This seems to be a rather narrowly-conceived, actually quite pointless existence, all in all.
October 24th, 2019 at 7:14 pm
Can wolves swim under water?
October 25th, 2019 at 3:06 am
Well, I think Lord Kelvin pretty much summed it up: if the book has a giant wolf-creature, I wanna see a picture of it trampling Tokyo, damn it.
(Perhaps the blurb is exaggerating, and they’re not showing the actual wolf creature because readers would be all “well, I’m underwhelmed” and go read something else).
@B. Chiclitz: well, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
@Tat Wood: there are a variety of Seawolves. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seawolf
October 25th, 2019 at 6:54 am
I think “font problems” might be appropriate here. Or at least “font ugliness”. That G is a crime against typography.
@Lord Kelvin: I bet it has glowy LED eyes too. Marked down the morning of Nov. 1 when it didn’t sell.
@Rick Deckard: heh.
@Bruce: But what of the Airwolves? Only one of those.