Apr 02
Click for larger imageRocky Raccoon Comments: It was a bizarre day in the Frazetta studio when he called in all his figure models for this one assignment.
Published 1970
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Rocky Raccoon Comments: It was a bizarre day in the Frazetta studio when he called in all his figure models for this one assignment.
Published 1970
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April 2nd, 2020 at 10:14 am
This incredible story will make you squirm… it might even make you angry… because nobody is practicing social distancing.
April 2nd, 2020 at 11:50 am
The publishers of the Guinness Book of Records discretely decided not to include this one.
April 2nd, 2020 at 1:34 pm
The man who went up a one night stand and came down an orgy.
April 2nd, 2020 at 1:46 pm
@Verylatetotheparty
What? You mean there isn’t a world recording for avoiding drawing feet?
April 2nd, 2020 at 2:29 pm
How is clvsterfvck not a tag?
Beyond death is Zardoz!!
April 2nd, 2020 at 3:09 pm
Blown away by a sex tornado!
April 2nd, 2020 at 3:40 pm
I think I see a foot!…no, wait, that’s just a boob with a hand on it. Nevermind.
April 2nd, 2020 at 4:38 pm
This position is known as woman on top .. of man on top of woman … on top of man … on top of woman …
April 2nd, 2020 at 7:10 pm
Wait! No one screw yet! We still don’t have a quorum.
April 2nd, 2020 at 7:15 pm
The first scanning electron microscope image of a sperm cell in action changed our whole understanding of biology.
April 2nd, 2020 at 7:20 pm
Tarantino would find Frazetta’s work deeply unsatisfying.
April 2nd, 2020 at 8:50 pm
Making a God baby takes a lot of work.
April 2nd, 2020 at 11:37 pm
So if you pile up enough naked people, you make a god?
I’ll bet that’s what the organizer of this orgy told everyone. No, really, honest.
But since these people seem to be defying the laws of gravity and other physics, maybe. And since they all have gray skin and no feet, maybe. It’s gonna be one weird god.
At least there’s no Unicorns!
@TW: in your mind-boggled condition, you forgot the “dude” tag. And maybe “hunkbutt” and “Sir Mix”.
April 3rd, 2020 at 10:01 am
DID YOU KNOW? This cover inspired Norwegian sculptor Gustav Vigeland to make his masterpiece, the “Naked People Piled Up Into a Giant Weird Column” column in Oslo:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/NOR-2016-Frogner_Park-Vigeland_Installation-The_Monolith.jpg/200px-NOR-2016-Frogner_Park-Vigeland_Installation-The_Monolith.jpg
April 3rd, 2020 at 10:58 am
Nicknamed “The Tetris” by modern-day swinger culture, this position has only been achieved at two documented occasions. (The Guinness Book of Records refused to print it.)
April 3rd, 2020 at 3:20 pm
@Francis B: I was too distracted by the all the knowing (biblical sense) and feeling on display to notice the complete lack of feet on the outside of the, erm, ‘arrangement’. Possibly somewhere in the middle of the pile there are one or two very happy foot fetishists and everybody else is being obliging.
April 3rd, 2020 at 10:10 pm
@ARY: Looks like feet are hard to sculpt too.
So apparently Frazetta dropped acid in an Oslo park one day, and this was the result. Extra colors, bending column, extra bimbo atop.
Also, Scandinavia is the only place where a carved column of naked people could be a beloved public artwork.
The fonts and spacing on this are terrible too. “Beyond” and “THE” all shoved over to the side. I guess the layout person was distracted by the art.
April 4th, 2020 at 2:57 am
The orgy needs to achieve critical mass and density, which is why three-dimensional packing is required.
April 5th, 2020 at 12:31 am
@Bruce: does it still count if the people in the middle are dead from being smothered?
April 5th, 2020 at 5:19 am
@GSS: I believe the virgin at the center gets an air tank. And a rain slicker.
April 5th, 2020 at 6:46 am
@Bruce: Rain slicker nothing, they need a full hazmat suit. Or scuba gear (the fins would hide their feet).