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Jan 28

Even gods lack adequate chest support!Click for full image

Ok! What would gods normally do, while inhabiting the body of a busty half naked women? Hmmm, how about standing by a sweet tower glowing oddly, on all fours in front of some sort of cat creature and swinging a sword about to decapitate a snake. Gods are all about the sexual innuendo! Yeaaaaahhhhaaa!

Thanks to David D!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.96 out of 10)
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13 Responses to “Collection of the Gods”

  1. SI Says:

    Haha good spelling mistake also in the picture! 😀

  2. Simon Says:

    Pathway to the Gouds!

    These are spectacularly awful.

  3. Simon Says:

    ‘ . . . of the Gouds’

    I’ve gone blind . . .

  4. SI Says:

    No they are not Simon. As the note says, they are the perfect gift. And to be signed by the authour, who wouldn’t jump at the chance?

    That was just to point it out, to anyone that hadn’t noticed. Unless there is a strange american spelling of author… then I’d look rather silly.

  5. little mi Says:

    hmm… do you really trust the gift choices of a bookseller who can’t spell author?! Not a great sign really.

    I had a blind moment and read the last title as Bothering Gods, which actually sounds much more interesting.

  6. James Lovegrove Says:

    I read it as “Fathering Gods”, which, given the nubility of the ladies on the covers, well, wouldn’t you?

  7. CSA Says:

    Well i’m not sure Little Mi has the right equipment for the task.

    Sad to see an authours credability taking a hit because of a rather slow bookshop manager. There were ample opportunities to spot the mispelling; when writing it, when photocopying it and when putting it under the book which has a sticker with correct spelling on it…

  8. CSA Says:

    * misspelt “misspelling” gawd damn *

  9. Nix Says:

    Also ‘credibility’ and ‘awthour’.

  10. CSA Says:

    Ah i dnit sopt ‘credibility’, but I thnik if i wroked in a bokooshp id mkae mroe eoffrt to sepll tihngs crorcelty.

    you say tomato, i say tmotao

  11. Karl Says:

    All that’s missing is that Baen guy’s head on the cover. Or are these books for fanboys who think “Tomb Raider” too deep and literary?

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The next trilogy:

    –COFFEE-CLUTCHING OF THE GODS
    –PARKING SPACE OF THE GODS
    –STARTING WORK JUST LATE ENOUGH TO FEEL MISERABLE YET NOT SO LATE AS TO GET DRESSED DOWN BY THE BOSS OF THE GODS

    Three guesses as to whom had to go in to the office bright and early on a lovely Saturday morning…?

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    God Arranging

    With S. N. A. K. E. Gumby

    ‘GOOD EVENING! FIRST GATHER SOME PRETTY GODS! THEN ARRANGE NICELY ON THE COVER! GET IN! GET IN!

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