Mar 02
Click for full imageSo lets say we have a black man and I really mean black. We’ll have him dressed in white skin, with nipples, because without the nipples it would just look strange. I am sure we can fob it off as social commentary. As long as we have the nipples.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 9:54 am
I don’t know… I just have no words. Why the nipples… why?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 am
They called him the Black Liberace and his hair was made from stone.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:55 am
When faced with the nipples, not even Nick Griffin dares question his ethnicity.
Hmm, is it worrying that i cant stop looking at his nipples? I’m really trying to notice things like the squashed r and s in anderson…. but my gaze inevitably drifts back the highly unnecessary nipples and i wonder about their importance in the Galactic empire. Do they lead to the fall of the empire? Or are they simply nipples? Who knows, or cares to dream?
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:08 pm
“Back … a little further back … I need to get all of you in frame … just one more step — ach! You’ve cracked the glass background with your stone haircut!’
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:52 pm
haha @ adam
It’s either that or he has some nice blue ribbon holding his stone cut in place.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Does anybody else think he looks a bit like David Prowse? I mean, obviously, a black David Prowse wearing a Silence of the Lambs skin-suit.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:42 pm
He looks like Tom Jones, but his chest is less hairy.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Brilliant, i just got a mental image of Darth Vader lowering a bucket down to a cowering Tom Jones with the James Earl Jones voice saying “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”. Mental image of the week.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Which institution is it you’re staying in at the moment, CSA?
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:29 pm
Its okay, anytime i feel i’m going mad i just visit the Scientologists and they sort out my engrams.
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:03 am
He only thinks that Adam, truth is the centre gives him an hour of internet access a day and a curly wurly.
Someone has to keep him amused!
December 13th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I know that science fiction is supposed to stretch the limits of the imagination, but a future where people willingly wear THAT is stretching the limit beyond belief.
April 21st, 2013 at 9:10 pm
*Pussy Wagon guy voice* ‘Heh heh…I’m pupating.’
December 24th, 2021 at 4:50 am
Tom Jones? Yeah, I guess Mr. Cream-colored Fake Skin does look like Tom Jones a little, but he reminds me much more of late USA actor/singer/game show host Bert Convy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Convy
December 24th, 2021 at 5:03 am
@Hammy: Agreed. That’s definitely Bert. With possibly a hint of Mac Davis.
December 24th, 2021 at 3:01 pm
Someone put a comedy Elsa Lanchester fright-wig and plastic fat-suit on a statue of Richie Benaud http://www.therichies.com.au/faqs.html – Boris’ll probably have them locked up.