Mar 04
I’ve been on that Good Show Sir site and I know everything at the moment is about nipples! Here my friend we will defy convention. Cleavage but no nipples. Also, she’ll be kinda silver, jumping out of awful looking flames towards a star. Oh yeahhh, consider that convention defied!
March 4th, 2010 at 10:48 am
She’s silver, she has no nipples, she’s really badly drawn but still she’s managed to change the bulb in the A. Just nine more letters to go and then she can put that fire out.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Her six pack also seems quite well defined!
March 4th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Did the artist just give up drawing her right leg at the knee?
I wonder, were they the only survivors of their planet’s blazing doom?
What happened to the Rainbow Dancers?
March 4th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
I’ll take silvered boobs over Baen’s smirking gopher-face any day. At least the cover has less clutter than a Victorian drawing room, which seems to be the myopic aesthetic vocabulary used by most of the speculative fiction publishers, aka, trash-flingers.
March 4th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Slow day eh…
Guess there really isn’t that much to mock about this one.
CSA > Rainbow dancers? Wasn’t that the name of the boy band you were in?
March 4th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
I like ‘blazing doom.’ It’s got that ‘blistering blue barnacles!’ non-offensive vehment swearing vibe about it. I may start using it in my day-to-day.
“What in blazing doom are you on about?’
May 15th, 2010 at 9:31 am
“Were they the only survivors of their planet’s blazing doom?” leads me to believe this is a story about the Doctor and the Master having adventures together through the cosmos. False advertising, that.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:50 am
‘Were they the only survivors of their planet’s blazing doom?’
‘Yyyyyep.’
‘Oh.’
‘…’
‘…’
‘…’
‘…don’t suppose you could change the light in the bathroom for me?’
‘Yeah, all right.’
November 13th, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Worst. Fire. Ever.
November 13th, 2012 at 6:47 pm
As I write, this cover has a score of 6.66
Nobody vote!
August 21st, 2015 at 5:24 am
What to do if your planet catches fire:
STOP – drawing right leg at knee
LEAP – like an interpretive dancer
REACH – for capital ‘A’ in the sky
KISS – your sorry ass goodbye
(not to be taken as actual advice if on fire)
August 21st, 2015 at 11:33 am
Who are “they”? And why is the editor asking us about “them”?
August 21st, 2015 at 4:01 pm
@A.R.Yngve: Fire Dancer and Ann Maxwell
May 14th, 2017 at 11:03 pm
@dswbt she survived because fairy gave her magic wand to her