Apr 29
Click for full imagePicture this – A well built guy (and I mean Muscles From Brussels material) showing off his golden helmet, wearing his skimpy purple briefs, holding a long hard wooden spear… and riding on top of his large pink dragon. What do you mean that’s what the Internet is for?
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April 29th, 2009 at 11:09 am
I don’t know. I mean the physics of riding around on a dragon.
1. It’s going to be pretty bumpy getting off anywhere as the dragon needs to flap its wings to get momentum. I’m sure once you’re gliding you’d be fine.
2. If you actually came up against any g-forces then the straps around his legs would clearly cut into his circulation.
Possibly I’m reading too much into this cover, but I thought it should be said.
April 29th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
The strapping is clearly an early form of G-Suit. Clearly.
April 29th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
eww, gross… his pink dragon is all veiny…
June 9th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Hmm, it’s not clear if those straps on his legs are actually part of his, erm, “armor” or if they are holding him onto the dragon. I hope it’s the latter. Otherwise, given the dragon’s current configuration, he’s about to get off this ride.
February 20th, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Unfortunately, I cannot make a single joke about this cover that’s Safe For Work.
July 9th, 2014 at 9:24 pm
That poor, poor dragon is clearly traumatised. It’s probably thinking “Argh! Get off! Get off! I can feel your junk on my neck!!”
August 28th, 2015 at 6:07 pm
This needs a “proportional issues” tag. I mean seriously, look at how weird his leg looks when compared to the rest of him.
August 28th, 2015 at 9:16 pm
I don’t see anything wrong with the leg besides the fact that it has been severed from his body.
August 28th, 2015 at 10:06 pm
Scales. Chafing. Just saying.
August 28th, 2015 at 10:14 pm
@Tat: what odds that Blades Halfevaporated is Aware of him?
August 31st, 2015 at 12:59 pm
“Hey! What exactly are you doing with your left hand?”
January 13th, 2016 at 11:18 pm
The editor missed an opportunity for a palindromic title – ALTLA. Instead it looks like a keyboard command.
November 6th, 2016 at 11:22 am
Sequels include ASKJ, YAH, and the most popular by far, GOO.
November 6th, 2016 at 11:49 am
@Dead Stuff. Of course she is, he’s probably one of the enigmatic Menod Patriach Aware Stragglermen. Mystery solved!
What I want to know is, is the dragon actually pink in the book?
January 22nd, 2017 at 7:53 pm
The “Drs. Freud and Jung disagree” tag is SHAMEFULLY underused on this site!
This one also needs a “busy hands”.
“Alta” is Spanish for “high”, which I suspect someone was.
“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”