May 13
Click for full imageSometimes I stop and wonder, “what if man evolved from cats?”. Like that guy from that sci-fi show but much more furry! We could have them just standing around hugging, scratching and talking with a space ship in the background and a robed alien stepping down. And you just know that they are thinking, “What did this guy evolve from, San Francisco?” hahahaha.
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May 13th, 2009 at 8:52 am
… that just looks bad… those cat guys, well, dont really look like cats, the chin is so weird looking and all the pastel colours.
Also the ship is really tiny, yet by the looks of things theres a cornfield inside it… nice …
although to be honest it might not even be a ship. It could just be an extension to the huge lapels for the gay alien’s shirt.
May 13th, 2009 at 9:10 am
It’s in the shape of a fish! Genius!
May 13th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Looking at her website I might have to look out for a few other of her books!
And yes… the fact it is shaped like a fish does make sense. Cat people at war with the fish people? Fabulous!
May 13th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Well i guess that all makes sense now, the people who evolved from fish have fish shaped space ships.
Just like how humans ships are all penis shaped
May 13th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
All those millenia of fish oppression. The cats have got it coming!
So, if this book was a movie would it be in the catsploitation genre? Or entirely fishctional?
argh
May 13th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
My eyes….my beautiful eyes…..you burned them!!!!!
May 13th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
purrfect,
this thread has become a catastrophe
May 13th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
It’s those danged sweetbillyp twits, gradually decimating my resistance to punnery and wordplay until I myself become but a shell of a crust of a puppet to the Dark Arts themselves.
May 14th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Your words are making me vomit….
And from that comes this:
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower
AH hahahahahaha….
I’ll get my coat…..
May 14th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Not if I burn it first mate!
/throws petrol, lights match
May 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
His coat is magjickc, with level 4 resist flames and level 2 resist petrol….
unless you’re claiming you have level 5 fire and level 3 petrol spells, which i doubt.
May 14th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Yea… and I thought he was playing a dwarf anyway… dwarfs cant do magic….. in my world….
May 28th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
To reply to above; this book would be catsploitation.
There’s a reason this series hasn’t been finished; bad cover-art not withstanding the author just trended into sex, sex and more sex… I think at some point the publisher actually read the latest book and put their foot down.
Thankfully.
December 19th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
“When Norman walked into the furry convention in his new outfit, everyone went silent and stared.”
March 12th, 2017 at 1:50 am
If they’re only “Enemies” in scare-quotes, why is there a problem about forming an alliance?
The cat-dudes have already chummied-up to human women and whatever that is playing at being a frog near the couple re-enacting the 80s ‘Beauty and the Beast’ TV series. The only animosity I can see here is between the cat in Marigold gloves and the naked cat-person on the right.
March 12th, 2017 at 2:04 am
The quote’s a bit hard to read, isn’t it?
‘Woaded kissing & Triage scorbutus the torquing of a gear’d, leafy shat furry anomies into affines?’
September 17th, 2021 at 7:08 pm
The kitten needs a litter box quick.
September 17th, 2021 at 9:02 pm
@fred—Or a DiaperBox™!
September 17th, 2021 at 9:08 pm
What if I just read GSS until I need glasses?
September 18th, 2021 at 3:16 am
@His Irateness, back in 2010: “There’s a reason this series hasn’t been finished; bad cover-art not withstanding the author just trended into sex, sex and more sex… I think at some point the publisher actually read the latest book and put their foot down.”
So this is _definitely_ the butthole cut.
September 18th, 2021 at 4:22 am
In the universe where GSS covers are real (yikes!), @B. Chiclitz is making a fortune on the DiaperBox™.
He’s got his own planet of nubile women and weird architecture.
September 18th, 2021 at 8:07 pm
“C’mon, lemme have a squeeze, just to see if they’re real…”
September 18th, 2021 at 8:08 pm
I CAN HAS SLEAZEBURGER
September 18th, 2021 at 9:30 pm
You can also make book titles like this with the Universal Skiffy Title Generator ™. Titles like…
STRONGHOLD SUMMIT
STRONGHOLD STAND
STRONGHOLD FALLING
STRONGHOLD AWAKENING
STRONGHOLD RUBBER-GRIP HANDLES
September 18th, 2021 at 10:47 pm
And…
THE STRONGHOLD GAME
THE STRONGHOLDERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
STRONGHOLD 451
STRONGHOLD TROOPERS
THE STRONGHOLD CHRONICLES
OLD MAN’S STRONGHOLD
LITTLE STRONGHOLD
THE STRONGHOLD AND THE STARS
THE WAR OF THE STRONGHOLDS
THE STRONGHOLD IS A HARSH MISTRESS
2001: A SPACE STRONGHOLD
THE STRONGHOLD IN GOD’S EYE
STRONGHOLD’S END
ENDER’S STRONGHOLD
STRANGER IN A STRANGE STRONGHOLD
STRONGHOLD WORLD
DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC STRONGHOLDS?
THE LION THE WITCH AND THE STRONGHOLD
September 18th, 2021 at 11:11 pm
to save anyone else the bother…
THE STRONGHOLD THAT CAME TO SARNATH
September 19th, 2021 at 12:09 am
STRONG HOLD
STRONG HOLD 2: HOLD STRONGER
STRONG HOLD 3: WITH A VENGEANCE
STRONG HOLD 4.0
Let’s pretend there’s no STRONG HOLD 5, especially not that embarrassing Chernobyl part
STRONG HOLD 6: THE PENSION THAT DIDN’T QUITE WORK OUT AND THE NON-EXISTANT UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS, NOT TO MENTION THE GRODY HEALTH INSURANCE, AND NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN
September 19th, 2021 at 12:19 am
STRONGHOLD RISING
THE RETURN OF THE STRONGHOLD
THE VOYAGE OF THE STRONGHOLD
NINE PRINCES IN STRONGHOLD
THE WELL OF THE STRONGHOLD
THE CALL OF STRONGHOLD
STRONGHOLDWORLD
WHERE’S MY STRONGHOLD?
DANGEROUS STRONGHOLDS
THE STRONGHOLD AND THE WORLD”S PAIN
September 19th, 2021 at 1:24 am
ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT STRONGHOLD
DUDE, WHERE’S MY STRONGHOLD?
STRONGHOLD: INFINITY WAR (not to be confused with)
AVENGERS: STRONGHOLD WAR
THE STRONGHOLDS OF ATUAN
THE STRONGHOLD, THE GOLD WATCH, AND EVERYTHING
THE STRONGHOLDS OF TITAN
STRONGHOLDHOUSE FIVE
REPENT, STRONGHOLD, SAID THE TICK TOCK MAN
September 19th, 2021 at 5:01 pm
And if only Melville had been a GSSer, we might have had—
STRONGHOLD DICK
September 20th, 2021 at 12:57 am
THE STRONGHOLD MAN AND THE SEA
September 20th, 2021 at 2:00 am
For sale, baby stronghold, never used.
@BC: GSS! I bet that’s the title or setting of one of the Russian Dick Blade books.
September 20th, 2021 at 7:16 am
@GSS ex-noob: sounds like a hard-bitten detective story to me. Someone has to go down those mean stronghold streets (corridors?) and be not mean or afraid.
September 20th, 2021 at 7:34 am
@GSSxn—I think that’s the name Blade gives to his “Fortress of Solitude.”
September 21st, 2021 at 2:37 am
@Bruce:
FAREWELL, MY STRONGHOLD
THE LONG STRONGHOLD
THE BIG STRONGHOLD
THE STRONGHOLD DAHLIA
THE STRONGHOLD ART OF MURDER (non-fiction)
@BC: Is Dick alone without a nubile babe (or Lord L and his grease) often enough to need one of those?