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Click for full imageLeaping to the stars! That’s what I am calling it but I was kinda thinking that we could just have a man in a jumpsuit and a women leaping up some sort of engineering shaft. Not quite the stars but I am sure the buyers will appreciate that we included the leaping part!
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May 19th, 2009 at 10:04 am
it makes perfect sense in the context of the book.
-“hey honey, you know the way there is no gravity in the shaft leading to the fusion core?”
-“…yeah…”
-“let’s leap over it, we’ll wear our tight jumpsuits, and ill do a sweet-ass dance as we’re flying in the air… the boys watching the security cameras will love it and we’ll get on youtube”
“omg, lolz… we’ll literally be leaping into stardom”
… its not a direct quote from the book, but its close
November 10th, 2010 at 10:34 am
and it’s a story about a boy and his two brothers escaping their parents’ idiocy
December 16th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Take your family to the Death Star Theme Park this summer, and try out our latest thrilling ride — the Emperor’s Death Drop! (For ages 7 and up.)”
October 26th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
“Honestly honey, this is no time for a high five.”
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Teal and orange.
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:04 pm
“Angels Cry Too.” Enough said.
December 3rd, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Bonus points if it’s a deliberate mis-spelling of “Angels Cry Two”
December 14th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
No, you’ve got it all the wrong way round. These two have been floating in space, posed, for aeons. A civilisation of intelligent tube-worms is leaping to the stars around them.
December 17th, 2012 at 8:11 am
The ultimate trip for Baen fans — to be shot out of a planet-sized gun while clutching a woman who admires your big weapon!
THE MAN WHO SHOT THE UNIVERSE WITH HIS REALLY, REALLY BIG GUN
A Novel by Hack Blowfist
April 10th, 2020 at 8:06 am
“Luke Skywalker’s hand has got to be around here somewhere!”
April 10th, 2020 at 8:12 am
A sequel to “jumping off the planet”, presumably to be followed by “catapulting outta the galaxy.”
April 10th, 2020 at 1:37 pm
Misprint: it’s actually Leaping UP the STAIRS, because they’re excited about bedtime.
April 10th, 2020 at 5:02 pm
“Mmmmm, leaping after looking you must.” Yoda – The Jedi Guide For Idiots
April 10th, 2020 at 8:56 pm
Based on the BBC series ‘Strictly Come Leaping’.
April 10th, 2020 at 9:42 pm
More like “Falling Down the Well”, amirite?
The SW reference is obviously intended by Mr. Royo, but he’s managed to make it overly dull.
The dude seems to be staring straight ahead and not down the damsel’s shirt.
@ARY: You must be this tall to ride this ride.
GSS to @Bruce.
April 10th, 2020 at 10:39 pm
But for one wrong preposition, David Gerrold could have had a huge TV reality show hit.
April 11th, 2020 at 8:27 pm
@BC: snerk.
Looking upon this again, I could only think “Leapin’ stars, Daddy Warbucks!’
April 12th, 2020 at 11:33 pm
Nerdwriter salutes the pulps and their covers: https://youtu.be/M7Qm_UJML54?