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The Undead

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Banksy just isn't as good these daysClick for full image

NoiselessPenguin comments: Nothing says ‘vampire’ better than tomato ketchup squirted onto an ugly grey wall.

Wow… Thanks to NoiselessPenguin!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.60 out of 10)
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18 Responses to “The Undead”

  1. little mi Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 9:48 am

    ooo.. that’s a pretty darn scary wall. I would suggest standing at least a foot away from it or you could be in trouble!

  2. Simon Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Aiiieeeee! A vampyric wall. I’d better not lean against it in a very awkward manner that allows my neck to press up against the bricks.

  3. SI Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 10:17 am

    My mum always says to me, ‘Getting you to do any work is like trying to get blood out of a stone!’

    Really we should have been looking at ways to get blood into a stone!

  4. James Lovegrove Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Someone’s Black And White Minstrel Show makeup went horribly wrong.

    Not that Black And White Minstrel Show makeup could in any way be right.

  5. DeadRobot Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 11:57 am

    The prequel to Evil Dead movies features the Wallnomicron. Little known fact!

  6. LP Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Titles that didn’t make the cut:

    “The Walls Have Fears”
    “Bit the Bricks”
    “The Biting is On the Wall”
    “Brick Up Your Fears”

  7. SI Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    I don’t get it.. the vampire doesn’t sparkle.

  8. e.lee Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Rejected Pink Floyd album cover art (#1)

  9. Adam Roberts Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Original title: THE UNSCARY.

  10. Edward Cullen Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Even to a sparkly vampire like me, who totally digs passive whiny female protagonists, this has to got to be the least scary vampire cover this side of a My Little Pony illustration.

  11. Tom Noir Says:
    May 7th, 2010 at 12:06 am

    What that wallpyre is missing is googly eyes.

  12. Sorcha Says:
    May 15th, 2010 at 6:40 am

    “Careful what you say, Jim – the walls have ears. And eyes. And…fangs. Honey, the wall is drooling again!’

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:
    December 15th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA…
    *cough*
    *gasp*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA…!!

  14. Tom Noir Says:
    October 25th, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    This cover was actually an early Banksy.

  15. Tat Wood Says:
    March 11th, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    The clue is in the subtitle: Vampire Masterpieces. Self-portraits are harder for them, for obvious reasons.

  16. Perry Armstrong Says:
    August 18th, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    @DeadRobot: Sam Raimi’s forgotten masterpiece – ‘The Evil Damp’.

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:
    January 4th, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    “Who knows what evil lurks in the masonry of men? The SHADOW knows!”
    “HA HA HA HAAA…”

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:
    February 5th, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    This is the origin of the superstition that you’re supposed to hammer a stake into the wall to hang a picture. Source: Wikipaedia.

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