Aug 03

I call this pose The Dragon.Click for full image

I’m telling you, Romance + Generic Fantasy Elements = MONEY! Ahh, who cares about the cover, just put a big hunky man showing off his chest muscles and flexed abs. We’ll call him the dragon master… What do you mean “is his dragon purple”?

And we are back! Ohhhh YEAh!
– Good Show Sir

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.64 out of 10)

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12 Responses to “Dragon Master.. Abs..”

  1. SI Says:

    Man if there is one thing I hate in this world and that is sci-fi/fantasy romance.

    Borders in Glasgow had about three shelves of this stuff. I could have been there all day.

  2. CSA Says:

    I can’t even imagine girls reading that in public, it would be more embarassing than just reading a pron magazine.

    from the author of “Black Dragon”, do you think he’s got a slightly bigger “dragon” than the dragon master?

  3. SI Says:

    Yea I can’t image girls reading this as well… but I can imagine you reading it 😛

    And that’s just wrong… the black dragon could simply be infected and in need of a tropical cream!

  4. Stevie T Says:

    Yes, this cover would certainly inspire me to pick it up–very gingerly, between my thumb and forefinger, and transport it quickly to the nearest trash bin to drop it in.

    And I’m a girl.

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    I submit that the title “The Dragon Master” is REALLY awkwardly placed.

  6. Tat Wood Says:

    From the manufacturers of Thighmaster. Love that blurb: atomic-powered passion leaves scorch-marks.

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The blurb is hard to make out, but it actually reads:

    “The power is aroused.
    The passion burns.”


    Words fail me…

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    Like all true dragon masters, this fellow has no nipples.

  9. David Cowie Says:

    Were the author’s parents unable to spell “Alison”, or did Ms James herself decide that Alison was too plain a name for a writer of fantasy romances, and go on to jazz it up a bit?

  10. THX 1138 Says:

    It’s not “Allyson James” it’s “Ally’s son, James”. The punctuation setter was off that day.

  11. L.B. Says:

    They had to go with that title because Anne McCaffrey took ‘The White Dragon’ years ago.

  12. Anna T. Says:

    Eeeh. This cover looks like it was picked from the Harlequin bin. In fact, a bin is exactly where it belongs.

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