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Dragon Master.. Abs..

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I call this pose The Dragon.Click for full image

I’m telling you, Romance + Generic Fantasy Elements = MONEY! Ahh, who cares about the cover, just put a big hunky man showing off his chest muscles and flexed abs. We’ll call him the dragon master… What do you mean “is his dragon purple”?

And we are back! Ohhhh YEAh!
– Good Show Sir

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.42 out of 10)
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12 Responses to “Dragon Master.. Abs..”

  1. SI Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Man if there is one thing I hate in this world and that is sci-fi/fantasy romance.

    Borders in Glasgow had about three shelves of this stuff. I could have been there all day.

  2. CSA Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    I can’t even imagine girls reading that in public, it would be more embarassing than just reading a pron magazine.

    from the author of “Black Dragon”, do you think he’s got a slightly bigger “dragon” than the dragon master?

  3. SI Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Yea I can’t image girls reading this as well… but I can imagine you reading it 😛

    And that’s just wrong… the black dragon could simply be infected and in need of a tropical cream!

  4. Stevie T Says:
    October 26th, 2011 at 6:59 am

    Yes, this cover would certainly inspire me to pick it up–very gingerly, between my thumb and forefinger, and transport it quickly to the nearest trash bin to drop it in.

    And I’m a girl.

  5. Tom Noir Says:
    October 26th, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    I submit that the title “The Dragon Master” is REALLY awkwardly placed.

  6. Tat Wood Says:
    October 19th, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    From the manufacturers of Thighmaster. Love that blurb: atomic-powered passion leaves scorch-marks.

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:
    October 20th, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    The blurb is hard to make out, but it actually reads:

    “The power is aroused.
    The passion burns.”
    (sic!)

    Words fail me…

  8. Tom Noir Says:
    October 24th, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    Like all true dragon masters, this fellow has no nipples.

  9. David Cowie Says:
    October 25th, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Were the author’s parents unable to spell “Alison”, or did Ms James herself decide that Alison was too plain a name for a writer of fantasy romances, and go on to jazz it up a bit?

  10. THX 1138 Says:
    October 26th, 2012 at 12:20 am

    It’s not “Allyson James” it’s “Ally’s son, James”. The punctuation setter was off that day.

  11. L.B. Says:
    August 7th, 2015 at 2:54 pm

    They had to go with that title because Anne McCaffrey took ‘The White Dragon’ years ago.

  12. Anna T. Says:
    August 25th, 2015 at 2:50 am

    Eeeh. This cover looks like it was picked from the Harlequin bin. In fact, a bin is exactly where it belongs.

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