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Dec 01

Elephants have the natural ability to survive in the vacuum of space. No? Well, draw it that anyway, bub.Click for full image

Greengerg’s Art Direction: Elephants have the natural ability to survive in the vacuum of space. No? Well, draw it that anyway, bub.
Published 1985

Many thanks to Greengerg!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.98 out of 10)
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26 Responses to “Melancholy Elephants”

  1. SeriesFive Says:

    I bet the whale and the petunia are just behind the elephant…I like it! 🙂

  2. SI Says:

    Nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to… the milky way?

    This cover is amazing. In public transport just imagine the respect you would earn for reading this. One would need to have an unlit pipe in his/her mouth too!

  3. A.R.Yngve Says:

    – Ah, the proverbial elephant in the room. (Said elephant being Robert A. Heinlein… in a Spider Robinson book. Get it?)

  4. NGpm Says:

    The exciting 35th book in the increasingly unreasonably named Hitchhiker’s Trilogy: So Long and Thanks for all the Peanuts.

  5. Babbage Says:

    I don’t usually get wrapped up in the fonts, but that one’s a doozy. It’s almost unreadable. It’s like al-Qaida got hold of Bauhaus and twisted it to their own evil ends.

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The “Star Wars” opening crawl would read something like this:
    ——————

    The Search For The New Heinlein, Part XXVII: MELANCHOLY ELEPHANTS

    It is a dark time for the Galaxy of Heinlein Wannabes and Heinlein Fans.
    For the longest time, they have searched far and wide for a new writer who
    would be like Robert Heinlein: Creative, through-provoking, original — but
    exactly like Heinlein, so they won’t have to be surprised or challenged.
    Now, a new contender enters the Galaxy and the fans hold their breath:
    Can this be their promised savior? The new would-be-Heinlein approaches…

  7. Anrkist Says:

    Where can I get the elephant trunk font?

  8. THX 1138 Says:

    The Discworld turtle better back up – man overboard!

  9. SI Says:

    “The elephant drive is going to go critical! Quick jettison it!”

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    In space, no one can hear you trumpet.

  11. Nix Says:

    I’m trying to think of a cover that would make sense for a story about the effects of overreaching copyright/patent terms. Perhaps a library, its doors chained shut, its contents visibly crumbling… it would be a lot more *depressing* than this cover, but then that’s the story for you.

    However it would require the artist to actually read the story, which is obviously an intolerable constraint on artistic freedom.

  12. Kathleen Says:

    that elephant looks more sleepy than melancholy

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I don’t think this book sold well in India.

  14. FearofMusic Says:

    “Didn’t Spider Robinson play guitar in the old Toots Sweet band? Guess I’m going back to Harlem:

    Johnny…
    Harry…
    Johnny..

  15. Stevie T Says:

    “…I’d Nominate Spider Robinson as the New Robert Heinlein.”

    Having read both authors, I’d have to agree with that statement.

    Just not in a good way.

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Ba-Da-Bum, Stevie!
    😉

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Working title: Infinite Sadness Castle.

  18. anon Says:

    In space, no one can find the pet elephant you accidentally killed.

  19. L.B. Says:

    In his teen years, Dumbo got into much harder substances than watered-down champagne. Pink planets replaced pink elephants.

  20. DaveM Says:

    Remember space travellers, An Elephant is for life, not just for space Christmas!

  21. fred Says:

    Is there a Space Tarzan?

  22. Emster Says:

    With fond memories of Sharon, Lois and Bram’s music show for kiddos on TVO:

    An elephant went out to space
    On Spider Robinson’s book did grace
    We’re not sure why this was done
    Elly’s bummed and not having fun

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWv5oGu6ldo

  23. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Spider is famously anti-war (that’s why he lived in Canada for decades), sets most of his stories on Earth, and is not into guns, oppression, buzz cuts, or macho-ness, so I wonder why the NYT (notice no writer’s name given) went for the Heinlein comparison.

    The elephant is probably melancholy because it spent all those years walking on top of a ball, and now it’s out in space where there’s no friction or gravity and that trick doesn’t work. Its melancholy will end soon from lack of oxygen.

    As Nix said way back when, the artist read the title, and only knew that it was SF, thus… this. No excuse for the font, though.

  24. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS ex-noob: seems Spider is himself fond of Heinlein, it’s otherwise hard to say why he wrote what amounts to a book-length Heinlein fanfic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variable_Star

  25. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Yeah, the Heinlein juveniles (which were, of course, edited so as to have less pontification and more sensawunda) set him on his course. They were pals, but I bet they never talked politics.

    That book, like much fanfic, went with just the bare premise and completely ignored the writing style. There’s drugs and cussing and puns!

    Got chosen for the job, got paid for it… but the Callahan’s stories are WAY better, and I cried at the last of the Stardance books.

    Pretty sure Heinlein wasn’t into recreational pharmaceuticals and compassion for all living things, though. Also Spider is a *great* hugger (with consent), which I doubt RAH was.

  26. JJYoyo Says:

    @ GSSxN: no snark here: I really love your anecdotes about these SfF greats. Could listen to them all day.

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