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Mar 02

What the WHAT!Click for full image

Amy Comments: I wish this snap had turned out better but I was getting suspicious glances from the clerk at the bookstore. At any rate, high focus is not entirely necessary to appreciate a fat, be-earringed red Troll doll brandishing a sword whilst riding on an anatomically challenged horse floating above a cloud in front of an angry sun. Winds of Limbo indeed. Also, it says Moorcock *snigger*
Published 1974

WHAT?!?
Many thanks to Amy!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.32 out of 10)
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22 Responses to “The Winds of Limbo”

  1. Phil Says:

    That’s one hilarious cover. But it is so beautifully executed that I feel unable to give it a high GOOD SHOW, SIR rating. Take a look at the higher quality image on Wikipedia and you will see there is comedic subtlety in this artwork:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Michael_Moorcock_The_Winds_of_Limbo.png

  2. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The artwork’s good — it’s forgetting to put “Michael” before “Moorcock” that makes the cover such comedy gold.

    Also available in this series:

    2. MOORCOCK
    The Shaft of Fate

    3. MOORCOCK
    The Tower of Heaven

    3. MOORCOCK
    The Cosmic Rod

    4. MOORCOCK
    It Just Goes On and On

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    Is this what’s called breaking in a horse, or is it just breaking a horse?

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Every time I look at this cover, I keep seeing fetuses…goodbye…

  5. Adam Roberts Says:

    I like the way the horse’s back legs are made of rubber. And also the way the slight out-of-focus-ishness means I can’t be quite sure if that’s a sword potbellied-red-demon is holding, or if he just hasn’t cut his fingernails in a long, long time.

  6. Dalton H. Says:

    The horse must be flapping his hind legs to fly. Now I understand.

  7. Tom Noir Says:

    IMHO, that horse has EXACTLY the right reaction to what’s going on.

  8. mfabry Says:

    I must say it’s one of the most hilarious covers I’ve seen here. The horse looks so terrified. I’m not amazed. If I found myself hanging mid-air with sword wielding, fat maniac on my back I would be out of my wits too!

  9. Infidel753 Says:

    The horse is looking all like “OMG what happened to my Moorcock?!?!?” Which also explains why the red guy is waking the knife around triumphantly with an evil smirk. It’s a cruelty-to-animals theme.

    Also, is that a really fluffy tail or is the horse farting?

  10. NGpm Says:

    I’m just stunned … three bucks for that?!?

    Pray tell, what is the “science fantasy” that Mayflower is selling here? I mean, I get the fantasy part … troll dolls and frightened airborne geldings and all, but where is the science?

  11. Amy Says:

    I’m glad Phil provided a link to a better image. I also think I do not have the hang of my cell’s camera. Still, I’m not convinced it is supposed to be humorous, however, I haven’t read the book. Moorcock certainly was published a lot, but his publishers didn’t seem to like him very much.

  12. Green Says:

    A demented, sword-wielding Tibetan demon would scare the horse hockey out any poor horse.

  13. Brendan Podger Says:

    I have to say, putting Michael Moorcock covers up here is like shooting fish in a barrel. There is so much wrong with pretty much all of them. A lot like the contents really.

  14. SI Says:

    The horse is clearly upset cause someone has cast a magic fireball at them. The plump bloke hasn’t noticed it yet.

  15. Zycrow Says:

    CHUCKY TEN
    IN WHICH HE CAN RIDE A HORSE

  16. FearøfMusic Says:

    Is it just me, or do the Winds of Limbo always seem to reek of unbaptized baby souls? I really hate that smell.

  17. Steve S Says:

    90 minutes after dropping the tab, Richard Jones declared that he still wasn’t tripping and decided to leave the party to go for a pony ride instead.

  18. fred Says:

    Moorcock/Blue Oyster Cult/Heavy Metal

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veteran_of_the_Psychic_Wars

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuCv2fpNusU&list=OLAK5uy_mSMFZRq5hmaOj-TCB6ACfLqgbyBsj0Y4c

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    So the Winds of Limbo are almost enough to hold up a horse with a troll demon on its back, but not very securely. Thus horsie’s panicked expression as it screams in fear over falling and the entire scenario. Horse is probably thinking this is more Hell than Limbo.

    Does Mayflower’s Fantasy always involve Moorcock? I mean, I wasn’t at all attracted to him the one time we met, but I don’t judge others’ taste.

  20. Emster Says:

    Looks like horsie has had quite enough of evil fat baby.

  21. Hammy Says:

    @Emster (#prev.):

    Indeed. Horse-of-a-different-color (let alone construction) is about to bite evil-trolly-baby on the stomach, it seems.

  22. Max Bathroom Says:

    Is the horse flying through the air propelled by the “winds of limbo”? Small wonder it looks panicked if it can fart hard enough to take off.
    (to be fair to Mayflower, I have a more recent edition of TWOL from the ’90s that actually shows a scene from the book on the cover and is so completely lacking in the sort of strangely rendered over the top awesome Mayflower/Granada/Grafton used to churn out at the drop of a hat. I mean this is just plain dull, innit? The guy can’t even bust a disco move properly, never mind ride a flying horse while waving a sword and grimacing…
    https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/eF0AAOSw9bZlaW3u/s-l1600.jpg)

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