“This just in… a man was taken to hospital today, having been attacked by a mob of angry dentists. He was reportedly trying to sell a pile of remaindered copies of Berserker: The Ultimate Enemy at a dentists’ convention.”
The Noseless Ninja put on his balaclava and Smile Rigâ„¢, left his plastic surgeon’s practice, and went out to terrify people with his horrifying grin and inexplicably and unnecessarily Botoxed lips.
I don’t get this cover at all. Beserkers are robotic replicators programmed to destroy all life, not to perform dentistry, even the Laurence Olivier “Is it safe?” kind.
Oh. It’s probably a represention of Berserker ‘goodlife’, humans or sentient aliens who collaborate with Berserkers (for the good dental plan and the high quality plastic surgery).
March 16th, 2011 at 9:10 am
Alternate title:
Dreams of a Rarebit Fiend Dentist
March 16th, 2011 at 9:11 am
Paraplegic Pictures presents:
THEY SAVED JIMMY CARTER’S TEETH
In 3-D!
March 16th, 2011 at 10:29 am
“Give ush a kish! No tonguesh – not with theshe teesh!”
March 16th, 2011 at 10:46 am
He call’s that pose, Blue Steel.
March 16th, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Berseker’s catch phrase: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
March 16th, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Oh my…
Nice teeth, anyway.
March 16th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Artist: Oh shoot, I knew I forgot something!
March 16th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Holy crap, it’s Angelina Jolie!
March 16th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
If you’re going to botox your top lip, you really need to do the bottom one too — just to keep things in proportion.
March 16th, 2011 at 4:13 pm
You want me to WHAT the ultimate enemy?
March 16th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Halfway through the image, the artist realized a visual representation of Vogon poetry was the worst idea ever…but by then he couldn’t stop himself.
March 16th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
You will gasp in excitement when a beleaguered humanity discovers the Berserkers’ fatal Achilles heel: Flossing!
March 16th, 2011 at 10:12 pm
The Beserkers also have really bad peripheral vision.
March 27th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
There’s nothing berserkers hate more than a smile machine..
March 29th, 2011 at 8:12 am
“This just in… a man was taken to hospital today, having been attacked by a mob of angry dentists. He was reportedly trying to sell a pile of remaindered copies of Berserker: The Ultimate Enemy at a dentists’ convention.”
April 7th, 2011 at 3:06 am
Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh GOD.
Awww, come on, God!!! (Shelley Berman, ca. 1960)
This actually outdoes that German cover of The Warrior’s Apprentice.
March 14th, 2013 at 2:40 am
This site proves; The Ultimate Enemy of the author is…the ‘art’ director.
June 30th, 2013 at 3:37 pm
What Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy ACTUALLY looks like.
January 25th, 2015 at 10:03 pm
The Noseless Ninja put on his balaclava and Smile Rigâ„¢, left his plastic surgeon’s practice, and went out to terrify people with his horrifying grin and inexplicably and unnecessarily Botoxed lips.
February 10th, 2016 at 6:40 pm
Berserker — The Ultimate Dentist
February 12th, 2016 at 12:01 pm
THEY SAVED TONY BLAIR’S MOUTH
January 10th, 2024 at 9:43 am
I don’t get this cover at all. Beserkers are robotic replicators programmed to destroy all life, not to perform dentistry, even the Laurence Olivier “Is it safe?” kind.
January 10th, 2024 at 1:38 pm
My brain was so traumatized by this that it lateralled to “Laugh-a while-a you can, monkey-boy!”
January 10th, 2024 at 4:03 pm
Terrific dentition, no doubt, but where is his or her nose?
January 10th, 2024 at 7:25 pm
Oh. It’s probably a represention of Berserker ‘goodlife’, humans or sentient aliens who collaborate with Berserkers (for the good dental plan and the high quality plastic surgery).
January 10th, 2024 at 7:52 pm
@JJYoyo: And he is!
@fred: Maybe it’s a ‘badlife”, so bad that he’s being tortured with futuristic dentistry before being wiped out?
Today’s theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
January 10th, 2024 at 9:57 pm
@GSS: I see your Steve Martin and raise you Takeshi Kitano yakuza movie ‘Outrage’. Not sub-titled in English, alas. Start at 1:23.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udOkj5s6lz4
January 10th, 2024 at 10:46 pm
Grandmother Gimp, what big teeth you have!