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Aug 04

Cover yourself up women! Yer distracting my lizard!Click for full image

You know the two things I love: big bosomed women and lizards. Have them woven in an epic battle, lizard versus women as she tries to slice at it with her magical blade. Don’t go all crazy on me though, concentrate on the boobs.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.73 out of 10)
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6 Responses to “Lucys Blade”

  1. CSA Says:

    Thats one crafty and devilish lizard…
    while he’s distracting her with hes ugly face and snarling, if you look carefully his tail can be seen subtly going for her skirt. High-five lizard pervert! *high fives lizard pervert*

    That John Lambshead just writes total filth!

  2. SI Says:

    Haha brilliant I didn’t realise the tail before.

    Lambshead.. you dirty dog you…

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Her eyes are off to the side, staring at that shiny, shiny tip. And is it just me, or does she have a rather limp-wristed grip on that dagger?

    Speaking of anatomical problems, that dragon’s got sharp pointy bits in his arm pits. That CANNOT be pleasant, especially if he has any long-distance running to do.

    @CSA: It’s not snarling. You see he’s trying to slip her a frenchie from about a yard away. Good show, sir!

  4. Muttley Says:

    Look, if you’d just stop wriggling I’m sure I can get your flame lit. The gas in this lighter won’t last forever, you know.

  5. FearöfMusic Says:

    Hmm. Those feathers serve what purpose, other than to add a bit of combustibility to a creature that breathes fire. And the spikes on the outer shoulder? Granted it’s unlikely it engages in calisthenics, but if it raised those arm vertically, it would impale itself and possibly sever an artery. It appears to also have some sort of upper spinal deformity. She’ll be doing it a favor by ending it’s suffering, I would say.

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    If there’s no Lucy Lawless in this book, I will be SO disappointed.

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