Early draftes of the cover blurb must have read,
“This is the terrifying story of a grotesques but superior race that threatens to wipe out a mankind with its hair-brainded schemes.”
How are they gonna wipe out mankind with their squishy parts exposed? Start somewhere where housebricks, beer cans or fire extinguishers are not typically to hand?
See the MST3K movie for how to deal with attempted invasions by exposed-brain types.
April 18th, 2011 at 9:59 am
So now at long last we learn why Devo wear those odd hats…
April 18th, 2011 at 10:01 am
The Mr Men series took a bold new direction
April 18th, 2011 at 11:25 am
What is Not-Uncle Sam recruiting me for?
April 18th, 2011 at 11:53 am
Now I’m no brainologist, but I am pretty sure that he’s going to have to use alot of moistureiser to keep that thing from drying up.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
The Not-Men. Or as I call them, “women”.
April 18th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I hate it when I wake up with brain-hair!
April 18th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Phil, does that look anything like a woman to you? If it does, I’m glad I don’t live in your world 🙂
April 18th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Not to be confused with the Knot-Men, who have replaced their hair with rope.
April 18th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
“Do YOU want a perm that looks like a brain?”
April 18th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
One step beyong the M.O.T. Men. Futuristic!
April 18th, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Hmm. I seem to have typed ‘beyong’. I’m not even sure what a ‘beyong’ is.
April 18th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Nix, you have a good point. One of us – not sure which – has committed an error in Aristotelian logic:
This is a Not-Man.
All women are not men.
Therefore this is a woman.
Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not…
April 18th, 2011 at 9:40 pm
What an unique anatomy – brain and posterior in one place 🙂
April 18th, 2011 at 11:28 pm
Hey! Eyes are down here!
April 19th, 2011 at 12:28 am
I’m not only the president of the Brain Club for Not Men, I’m a satisfied customer!
April 19th, 2011 at 3:34 am
Looks like Rimmer caught Lister’s space mumps.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
J’accuse!
April 19th, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Early draftes of the cover blurb must have read,
“This is the terrifying story of a grotesques but superior race that threatens to wipe out a mankind with its hair-brainded schemes.”
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:58 am
Looks like Charlie Sheen with head trauma. Wait, he already has that.
April 24th, 2011 at 1:36 am
“I whip my brain back and forth…”
April 25th, 2011 at 9:40 pm
“Bob, you’ve got something on your forehead…”
June 25th, 2011 at 12:06 am
How are they gonna wipe out mankind with their squishy parts exposed? Start somewhere where housebricks, beer cans or fire extinguishers are not typically to hand?
See the MST3K movie for how to deal with attempted invasions by exposed-brain types.
November 1st, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Does The Big Brain know we have his long-lost creepy older brother around here?!?
November 25th, 2015 at 6:44 pm
Too late, Bob realised that he had pressed the ‘eject my brain’ button!
@Adam: ‘Beyong’ is the noise that his skull cap makes as it’s launched into the air. ‘Beee-yonggg!’
November 25th, 2015 at 7:03 pm
I Want YOU
To Join The U.S. Barmy
November 25th, 2015 at 11:25 pm
Not-Interested.
November 26th, 2015 at 11:30 am
Could be a typo: “The Nut-Men” with walnuts on their foreheads. Maybe their only weakness is The Nutcracker.