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Jun 07

Does that boat have wings?Click for full image

Phil Comments: Why John, you are so odd that I must hide behind these conveniently positioned but otherwise random spikes. But at least you’ve noticed me, which makes you not quite as odd as you used to be back in the days of:

http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/06/odd-john/
Published 1959

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.79 out of 10)
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18 Responses to “Odd John”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Hey there, where’s your boyfriend? I need to kick sand in someone’s face!”

  2. Seamyst Says:

    I think those random spikes are supposed to be driftwood. But uh… yeah. Odd John’s seriously pissed about something.

  3. Jane Says:

    Straight from the runways of Paris–driftwood bikinis.

  4. Tom Noir Says:

    And in the space of a cover Odd John goes from alien to creepy psychopath!

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Anderson Cooper??

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Book blurb:
    He had to be stopped, for all women were his playthings and all men his pawns.

    Suggested book title:
    A DESPERATE SALES PITCH TO 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGINS

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Get your damn dirty hands off my driftwood sculpture!”

  8. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Not ANOTHER sexist display of male flesh! When shall the objectification of men cease?

  9. Smith Says:

    I’m sure there’s a joke about getting wood in here somewhere…

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Alternate blurb:
    “A startling look into a future world of short, small people…”

  11. fred Says:

    Donald “Red” Grant (Robert Shaw-From Russia W/Love) getting in a little R&R?

  12. benny Says:

    “carry on” odd john

  13. Prudynce Says:

    Odd John has odd eyes.

  14. Dalton H. Says:

    Forget sheep censorship! Now we have driftwood!

  15. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    It looks like Pussy Galore washed up on the wrong beach…

  16. arch9enius Says:

    IT’s ONLY RUDE TO STARE….

  17. arch9enius Says:

    More sites should have double comment detectors. Even those that don’t allow comments.

  18. L.B. Says:

    Odd John? What does he throw at Bond?

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