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Why... why did I program her without boobs?Click for full image

MisterBOB’s Art Direction: Imagine if you could reach out and touch a bald lady face on your pc screen. Draw that!
Published 1984

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.32 out of 10)
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20 Responses to “Valentina”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “We will always be together – however faaar it seeems!” No, wait, I can’t imagine anyone ever using their computer for that, it’s sheer science fiction.

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    When the microwave goes ‘ping!’ it means your severed human head will be cooked right through. Enjoy!

  3. SI Says:

    Ah if only he had waited 15 years when women will be your ‘best friend’ for money on computers.

    Would have saved him a lot of coding!

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    If you could program yourself Sinead O’Connor and a clip-art heart, would you?

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    I’d program her some hair!

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Alternate blurb:

    If you were afraid to reach out and touch real people… would you buy this book?

  7. Calophi Says:

    I don’t think he’s touching a lady-face. She seems to have her hand up to the screen also, so he’s really touching her lady-finger. =D

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    I just wasn’t impressed by the “Tron” reboot.

  9. fred Says:

    Published one year before the “Weird Science” movie. Kelly Lebrock w/o hair?

  10. Ian Says:

    Reminds me of Lt. Ilia, from Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Played by Persis Khambatta.

  11. AceofSpace Says:

    No! Don’t do it! On the Internet every woman is really just a dude!

  12. Phil Says:

    Whoever she is, she’s wearing those plastic lips that came out of a Xmas cracker.

    I think this cover is actually showing us the birth of the iPad: the very day when the late Steve Jobs reached out and touched his green-screened Amstrad PCW and said “I can do better than Alan Sugar. Just watch me.”

  13. Jane Says:

    Someone paid £3 for a second-hand copy of this book?

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “If you could program yourself a best friend… would you?”

    – In your electric dreams, buster!

  15. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    “If you could program yourself Sinead O’Connor and a clip-art heart, would you?”

    Made me chuckle….and nice follow-up @Tom Noir.

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    If you could program yourself a best friend… should you get out more?

  17. rev Says:

    If I can touch her with my finger then…
    …logically..
    ……I’m going to need a new screen soon…

  18. rev Says:

    What is that anyway? A Commodore 64? How many cassettes would she fill? There’d be more tapes than the entire Harry Secombe collection.

  19. Tom Noir Says:

    This is why I quit eharmony.

  20. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    In answer to the question: no, I would not, in case she ended up like this.

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